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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 4 November 1996 (17 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 816
  • Number of comments : 17
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About shane27 : I play baseball, football, skateboard, and bmx.

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Today, already knowing that my girlfriend wanted to be "just friends", I invited her over, hoping to change her mind. She was playfully drawing on me with a pen when I noticed she'd written "Emily's property" on my leg. I said "Aw, I'm yours?" She then drew a for-sale sign on me. FML

#17190246
293 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37052) - you deserved it (10681)

On 07/20/2011 at 12:38pm - love - by John (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I found out my boyfriend has checked every girl he has ever slept with for 'vagina teeth'. I'm apparently no exception. FML

#17184971
380 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35587) - you deserved it (5244)

On 07/20/2011 at 12:40am - intimacy - by knolan - United States

Today, I learned that my girlfriend is cheating on me when she was arrested for having sex in public. Not with me though. FML

#17173696
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40260) - you deserved it (3176)

On 07/19/2011 at 3:40am - intimacy - by ken - Canada (Alberta)

Today, a group of girl-scouts came to my door selling chocolate bars. I bought 2 bars and smiled as they left, thinking I'd done a good deed. When the door closed, I heard one of the girls say, "Told you, the fat bitches always wanna buy from us." FML

#17172932
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40953) - you deserved it (6281)

On 07/19/2011 at 2:24am - kids - by hatemylife - United States (New York)

Today, I was at a restaurant with my son when he started to choke on his food. Panicked, I grabbed the closest drink I could reach and made him gulp it down. Only when I received tons of dirty looks from people at other tables did I realize I had given him beer. My son is 8. FML

#17167728
235 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33404) - you deserved it (11346)

On 07/18/2011 at 8:36pm - kids - by stargirl - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I met my long distance girlfriend after two years of being separated by 900 miles. She brought her short distance boyfriend to the meeting. FML

#17113605
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34487) - you deserved it (6711)

On 07/14/2011 at 10:22pm - love - by longtriphome (man) - United States

Today, my child was refusing to leave the playground. I had to pry her, screaming and crying, from the monkey bars. I then realized I had been assaulting someone else's kid. FML

#17113139
213 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14474) - you deserved it (63415)

On 07/14/2011 at 9:51pm - kids - by anon (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my boyfriend of 2 1/2 years still refuses to memorize my phone number or remember my birthday because he says there is a limited amount of space in his brain and he does not want to push any important information out. FML

#17099687
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26761) - you deserved it (6148)

On 07/13/2011 at 9:44pm - love - by skidoosh (woman) - United States (Rhode Island)

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me on my Facebook wall. 27 people liked it. FML

#17097344
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41964) - you deserved it (5749)

On 07/13/2011 at 6:01pm - love - by 30Jenna - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my boyfriend and I came across the topic of school while chatting. He asked me what high school I went to and where I moved from. I have lived here my whole life, he was my crush for four years, and was in my classes throughout those years. He doesn't believe me. FML

#17085145
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35489) - you deserved it (3483)

On 07/12/2011 at 8:51pm - love - by steph2052 - United States (Washington)

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me using the "it's not you, it's me" speech with a slight variation, saying instead, "It's not me, it's you. And yes, I meant to say it that way round." FML

#17076544
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27952) - you deserved it (5488)

On 07/12/2011 at 3:14am - love - by Jackie Campbell - United States (Colorado)

Today, after spending 6 months and $15,000 on lawyer fees at my 13 year old son's request, his abusive, alcoholic father no longer has any legal right to see him. How did my son repay me? He ran away to live with his father the very first time I told him he couldn't have friends sleep over. FML

#17057009
202 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41455) - you deserved it (7005)

On 07/10/2011 at 8:01pm - kids - by tomcat69 - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my girlfriend and I have been in a relationship for 3 years. She's pregnant. I'm a virgin. FML

#17023153
346 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52737) - you deserved it (10526)

On 07/08/2011 at 1:19am - love - by Nick (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my girlfriend and I have been in a relationship for 3 years. She's pregnant. I'm a virgin. FML

#17023153
346 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52737) - you deserved it (10526)

On 07/08/2011 at 1:19am - love - by Nick (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I invited over my best friend, whom I've loved for over a year, since she had to tell me "something important". I got excited and thought she was going to tell me she loved me too. She ended up coming out to me, and wanted to know if I would meet her girlfriend. FML

#16661429
229 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40087) - you deserved it (5343)

On 06/14/2011 at 2:06pm - love - by :( (man) - United States (Texas)



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