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Today, I was at my school's spaghetti dinner with my family. My brother shook up my mom's soda, as a prank. My entire class witnessed my mom waving around an overflowing Diet Coke while my dad yelled, "Come on, put your mouth on it! Suck it! Suck it, Kathy!" FML

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206 comments

I agree, your life sucks (112485) - you deserved it (8476)

On 08/18/2009 at 3:20pm - misc - by gbhlaughingstock (man) - United States

Today, I was walking down the sidewalk and heard a little girl ask her dad why I had blue hair. He said, "Sometimes drugs will make people do stupid things." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (39536) - you deserved it (35912)

On 05/31/2009 at 11:12pm - misc - by bluehairedfreakgirl (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was getting ready for my first date with a boy I really like when my dad insisted on meeting him. My dad is super protective and a cop. He cleaned his gun in front of my date and made it clear he had to be careful with me. My date started to cry when we got to the car. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (64694) - you deserved it (5687)

On 05/28/2009 at 4:15pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Manitoba)

Today, I had my first job interview and didn't have much of an appetite because of the nerves. So I grabbed a brownie that my roommate had left in the fridge and ate it on the train ride in to the city. About 20 minutes into my interview I was so stoned I couldn't speak. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (176919) - you deserved it (45603)

On 05/02/2009 at 2:28am - work - by Dunzo15 (man) - United States (New York)



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