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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 15 December 1991 (23 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 746
  • Number of comments : 3
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today... I found a box of birtday candles sitting on te coffee table. Bored... I lit one... and after a minute I trew it away and sat back down on te couc. I started looking at te box and noticed tat it said "Magic Re-Ligting Candles" at te exact moment tat ma tras can burst into flames. FML

#1631197
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25899) - you deserved it (70108)

On 05/04/2009 at 4:28pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I wanted to change out of mah bikini 4 the ride home from the beach. There wasn't a bathroom near, so I went to change in front of a suburban, parked far away from all the people. I took off mah suit, hear the car's horn honk, only to find that the car was completely packed with old men. FML

#1141291
108 comments

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On 04/20/2009 at 12:11am - misc - by steph (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I accidentally dropped my phone in the toilet!! I automatically dove my hand in and ran out of the stall with it!! As I dried it, some girls were laughing!! I assumed that they were laughing because my phone fell in the toilet!! Then I noticed my pants were still down!! FML

#790752
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On 04/03/2009 at 9:42pm - misc - by tmac (woman) - United States

Today, my tampon string was hanging from my bathing suit!! My boyfriend thought it was a thread hanging from my bikini bottom!! He publicly pulled out my tampon!! FML

#784043
471 comments

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On 04/03/2009 at 3:39pm - misc - by rebekah (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. All of a sudden he jumped off of me, going "shit, shit!". Worried, i asked him what was wrong. He shouted "I forgot to set my TiVO!" FML

#709735
144 comments

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On 03/30/2009 at 8:06pm - intimacy - by Jenny (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, mah grlfriend dropped me off for a class and I accidentally closed mah exceptionally baggy pants in the passenger door. She didn't notice and started to drive away. I spent the next fifteen second being dragged acros rough pavement with mah pants around mah ankles. fat FML

#661204
149 comments

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On 03/28/2009 at 1:17pm - misc - by enriquegay (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, my parents were out so I invited my girlfriend over. It was the afternoon, and things started to heat up. We were having sex, and I was about to looool finish. Then I looked through the window, to see a construction worker (who was fixing the house next to mine) giving me a thumbs up. He's her dad. FML

#527563
376 comments

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On 03/22/2009 at 9:04am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Malta

Today, I awoke to the sound looool of my dad knocking on my dorm room door fir a surprise visit. He's barely outside the door and I pull the door open and say hey, when my roommate strips naked pulls the door open, kisses me on the cheek, says in an uber-gay voice, "Thanks fir last night", and leaves. FML

#527227
526 comments

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On 03/22/2009 at 6:38am - intimacy - by konens_dick (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, I ceckd Facebook to find I ad been taggd in a bunc of potos from a party I ad attendd last nigt . On eac picture I ad a comment from mom saying, "You're groundd." FML

#322289
155 comments

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On 03/14/2009 at 2:22pm - misc - by Noname - United States (Virginia)

Today , I found out I won a 20 000 dollar scholarship . After celebrating with mah family by jumping around the room 4 a half-hour , we realized it was addressed to someone else with the same last name . When we called to tell her , she said it was werd cuz she had received mah rejection letter . mega FML

#318702
81 comments

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On 03/14/2009 at 9:44am - money - by stillpoor (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, Mah Cat Was In The Bathroom With Me. I Was Getting Undressd To Get Into The Shower. My Cat Lookd At Me After I'd Undressd And Then Threw Up All Over The Rug. FML

#287682
162 comments

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On 03/12/2009 at 6:08pm - animals - by Noname (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today... mah mom had mah girlfriend and me over. Out of the blue... she pulled out mah grandmother's wedding ring and gave it to me saying I can now propose. My girlfriend started screaming and said yes. I have been seeing someone else for 3 months and was going to break up with mah girlfriend tomorrow. FML

#172507
487 comments

I agree, your life sucks (118628) - you deserved it (275274)

On 03/01/2009 at 4:58pm - love - by MrCanoe (man) - Canada (Manitoba)



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