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  • Birth Date : Monday 22 July 1996 (18 years)
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About shal33n : So far I'm having a better day than a lot of yall haha

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Today, my step-mom stole over $100 in cash from me, dumped dirty cat litter all over my clean bed sheets, and called me a whore for having a polite conversation with my boyfriend. I confronted my father about it. He told me to forgive her, because she's "on her period." FML

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