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Today, after my dad trying every bait, hormone, and poison, the cockroaches in this apartment have gone crazy. They are trying to kill themselves. One tried to commit suicide, by suffocation, in my mouth this morning. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (35709) - you deserved it (3136)

On 10/21/2014 at 11:42am - misc - by youngboob (woman) - United States (Kansas)

Today, I had to listen to my boss say "Arabica beans" in a goofy, fake New England accent every time the McDonald's ice coffee commercial came on the radio. I worked a 12-hour shift. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (31205) - you deserved it (2849)

On 10/28/2013 at 8:53pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Rhode Island)

Today, my husband thought it would be "funny" to put laxatives in the cakes for my son's 7th birthday party. Over 40 kids came to the party. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (33410) - you deserved it (3577)

On 01/25/2012 at 11:18pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)



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