Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

shakeTHEworld

Offline (the 08/07/2015 at 9:15am) | Search for a member

shakeTHEworld

1Fucked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 1317
  • Number of comments : 79
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About shakeTHEworld : Take care of the John Smith that would shake the world!

shakeTHEworld's page activity

Visits<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 07/13/2015 at 12:47pm<b>xivoricbutterfly</b> - the 06/19/2015 at 2:33am<b>littlepiglola</b> - the 05/27/2015 at 7:38pm<b>Nail9797</b> - the 04/25/2015 at 5:37pm<b>Princess_Eevee9</b> - the 02/09/2015 at 9:24am<b>windershaker</b> - the 10/07/2014 at 7:49pm<b>NateshN</b> - the 07/29/2014 at 3:12pm<b>BananaN0se</b> - the 07/05/2014 at 9:19pm<b>deusetnatura</b> - the 06/21/2014 at 9:08am<b>CloudBustah</b> - the 05/30/2014 at 9:05pm<b>Hieroglyph</b> - the 05/30/2014 at 8:05pm<b>spenguin</b> - the 05/30/2014 at 4:44pm<b>gjikvtj</b> - the 05/30/2014 at 4:01pm<b>CandyPewPewPew</b> - the 05/30/2014 at 3:17pm<b>slmchicd12</b> - the 05/30/2014 at 8:54am<b>XPhoenixFire</b> - the 05/30/2014 at 8:20am<b>jane_marie</b> - the 05/30/2014 at 5:44am<b>eclipsebladex</b> - the 02/21/2014 at 12:08pm

Fucked!<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 07/13/2015 at 6:47pm

shakeTHEworld's FML badges

The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

Checking you out

You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.

An insomniac or a creature of the dark

You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 am.

See all of shakeTHEworld's badges

shakeTHEworld's favorite FMLs

Today, I woke up with bowel problems which have been causing me to violently pass wind every couple of minutes. I have to spend the next two hours sitting an exam in dead silence. FML

#16607175
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36634) - you deserved it (3203)

On 06/11/2011 at 4:48am - health - by pleasestop (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, Twilight once again won all the awards at MTV, beating out Inception, Toy Story 3, Harry Potter, etc. This is MY generation. FML

#16524791
577 comments

I agree, your life sucks (97641) - you deserved it (10813)

On 06/06/2011 at 2:27am - misc - by KillMeNow (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was in the elevator with my boss, when I let rip the vilest, most horrifying fart of my life as we left the first floor. We stood in silence as the elevator slowly ascended to the 21st floor, leaving us to marinate in the fumes. FML

#16516164
207 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18097) - you deserved it (43924)

On 06/05/2011 at 4:45pm - misc - by - United States

Today, after eighteen years of living with my adoptive parents, I met my biological mum for the first time. She's a forty year old, 300lb American woman who wears 'Twilight' t-shirts and will be spending the rest of her visit to the UK trying to find Robert Pattinson. She says I remind her of herself. FML

#16301651
180 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53076) - you deserved it (4103)

On 05/22/2011 at 7:09pm - kids - by Adoptee (woman) - United Kingdom (Leicestershire)

Today, my toilet decided it wouldn't take any more shit from me, and flooded the bathroom. FML

#16299538
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39195) - you deserved it (6278)

On 05/22/2011 at 4:31pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I sold my Xbox 360 on Craigslist. I met the dude at the mall. I gave him my Xbox and a handshake for buying. I left without the money. FML

#16294930
190 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17730) - you deserved it (67123)

On 05/22/2011 at 9:53am - money - by Derek Lee - United States (California)

Today, my Dad married his fiancée, who insists I call her "mom". I'm three years older than her, and went to the same high school. She's taking me shopping next week to buy me something "nice". FML

#16293589
301 comments

I agree, your life sucks (76742) - you deserved it (4016)

On 05/22/2011 at 5:31am - misc - by quickfingers100 - United Kingdom

Today, I woke up to a mosquito feeding on my morning wood; probably the only thing that will ever suck my penis. FML

#16277810
196 comments

I agree, your life sucks (62705) - you deserved it (10845)

On 05/21/2011 at 5:07am - intimacy - by no one - United States (Alaska)

Today, my boyfriend refused to go down on me because I smelled of baby lotion and it made him feel like a child molester. FML

#16263681
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41687) - you deserved it (15869)

On 05/20/2011 at 4:40am - intimacy - by skiittlez713 (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, my school is having a mandatory class on etiquette. We've just now progressed onto forks after a long, tedious discussion on spoons. FML

#16255885
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30688) - you deserved it (4178)

On 05/19/2011 at 6:57pm - misc - by forkmylife (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I went shopping with my cousin. Walking down the road, I heard her say "Can you hold my hand?" I was confused, but thought it was cute, so I held her hand and kept walking. It turns out she'd asked me to hold her bag. We didn't say another word after that. FML

#16250181
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28954) - you deserved it (7388)

On 05/19/2011 at 8:51am - misc - by awkwardd (man) - Hong Kong

Today, I had a parent-teacher conference with my 8 year old son. He'd written "Chuck Norris" as the answer for every question on his test. FML

#16217085
441 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39001) - you deserved it (10511)

On 05/17/2011 at 12:54am - kids - by yobruh -

Today, I got a really bad cramp while I was swimming in my neighborhood pool. I started to go under until the lifeguard jumped in and saved me. I guess it would have been great, if I wasn't a fellow lifeguard. FML

#16215643
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29136) - you deserved it (5814)

On 05/16/2011 at 11:26pm - misc - by t -

Today, I overheard a little girl ask her mom if the round lady in purple was pretending to be a giant eggplant. I was the lady in purple. FML

#15264550
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27229) - you deserved it (8820)

On 03/10/2011 at 5:28pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I cried harder than I have in years. I was babysitting, and watching Pokémon to pass the time. It was the episode where Ash, Dawn, and Brock on the show went their separate ways, and may never be together again. FML

#14852501
235 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16855) - you deserved it (34792)

On 02/05/2011 at 12:22pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)



FML's blog

  • Pauline's illustrated FML
  • Come on, no need to make that face ! Yep, it's sadly the last, mournful days of Summer. People are packing up their beach balls and flip flops, putting their caravans back into storage and trying to forget…

Friday 28 August 2015

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: