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by pleasestop / 06/11/2011 at 4:48am / Australia (Victoria) / Health
by KillMeNow / 06/06/2011 at 2:27am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was in the elevator with my boss, when I let rip the vilest, most horrifying fart of my life as we left the first floor. We stood in silence as the elevator slowly ascended to the 21st floor, leaving us to marinate in the fumes. FML
by / 06/05/2011 at 4:45pm / United States / Health
Today, after eighteen years of living with my adoptive parents, I met my biological mum for the first time. She's a forty year old, 300lb American woman who wears 'Twilight' t-shirts and will be spending the rest of her visit to the UK trying to find Robert Pattinson. She says I remind her of herself. FML
by Adoptee / 05/22/2011 at 7:09pm / United Kingdom (Leicestershire) / Kids
by Anonymous / 05/22/2011 at 4:31pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by Derek Lee / 05/22/2011 at 9:53am / United States (California) / Money
by quickfingers100 / 05/22/2011 at 5:31am / United Kingdom / Miscellaneous
by no one / 05/21/2011 at 5:07am / United States (Alaska) / Intimacy
by skiittlez713 / 05/20/2011 at 4:40am / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
by forkmylife / 05/19/2011 at 6:57pm / United States (Ohio) / Miscellaneous
Today, I went shopping with my cousin. Walking down the road, I heard her say "Can you hold my hand?" I was confused, but thought it was cute, so I held her hand and kept walking. It turns out she'd asked me to hold her bag. We didn't say another word after that. FML
by awkwardd / 05/19/2011 at 8:51am / Hong Kong / Miscellaneous
by yobruh / 05/17/2011 at 12:54am / Kids
Today, I got a really bad cramp while I was swimming in my neighborhood pool. I started to go under until the lifeguard jumped in and saved me. I guess it would have been great, if I wasn't a fellow lifeguard. FML
by t / 05/16/2011 at 11:26pm / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 03/10/2011 at 5:28pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Kids
Today, I cried harder than I have in years. I was babysitting, and watching Pokémon to pass the time. It was the episode where Ash, Dawn, and Brock on the show went their separate ways, and may never be together again. FML
by Anonymous / 02/05/2011 at 12:22pm / Canada (Ontario) / Geek
- Today, a police officer caught my girlfriend and me having sex. The officer was my dad, and we were… Today, I tried to prove to my dad that he snores by secretly putting a tape recorder under his bed.… Today, I found out that my resume contained the word "masturbation" in the skills section, courtesy…