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by Braxam / 06/15/2011 at 12:42pm / United States / Health
by random / 06/15/2011 at 10:23am / Canada (Ontario) / Transportation
by robertsonjimmy / 06/13/2011 at 9:46pm / United States (Mississippi) / Animals
Today, my grandmother's graduation presents came for my sisters. Not only did she remember to send them cards, but money too. My graduation was a year ago, I received nothing, and last time she saw me, she didn't know my name. FML
by UnlovedGrandchild / 06/13/2011 at 9:14pm / United States (Washington) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 06/13/2011 at 9:08pm / United States (Colorado) / Health
Today, my aunt and I went shopping. When we got to the store, she said she forgot her wallet, and I told her I would buy some things for her. When we were at the checkout, I was a dollar short. She said, "Oh, I'll get it!" and pulled out her wallet. FML
by sarahwittman / 06/13/2011 at 6:29pm / United States (Wisconsin) / Money
Today, I discovered a tick on my penis. After a long battle, he finally let go. Four hours later I'm in the hospital. My penis is twice the normal size. I may have won the battle but lost the war. FML
by John jacob / 06/13/2011 at 2:25am / United States (Georgia) / Intimacy
Today, I was having a nice dream in which a beautiful butterfly flew by me and got stuck in my hair, fluttering its wings against my neck. Then I woke up and realized the "butterfly" stuck in my hair was actually a giant wood roach. FML
by Jenievonteese / 06/12/2011 at 7:33pm / United States (Texas) / Animals
by Anonymous / 06/12/2011 at 3:21pm / United States (Florida) / Money
by El Stupido / 06/12/2011 at 9:51am / Australia (Queensland) / Transportation
by FreshFaced / 06/12/2011 at 7:46am / United Kingdom (Worcestershire) / Work
by Sarah / 06/11/2011 at 8:54pm / United States (Kentucky) / Miscellaneous
by Mom / 06/11/2011 at 1:25pm / United States (Minnesota) / Intimacy
Today, my parents grounded me and took away my phone, iPod and door. That's right, my door. They think that because I was stumbling and couldn't walk straight last night, I must have been out drinking. They know I suffer from chronic vertigo, but don't believe I was having an attack. FML
by sickbaby / 06/11/2011 at 9:06am / Singapore / Health
by julia / 06/11/2011 at 7:12am / United States (Massachusetts) / Kids