About shakeTHEworld : Take care of the John Smith that would shake the world!
shakeTHEworld's FML badges
You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
Checking you out
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
shakeTHEworld's favorite FMLs
by Braxam / 06/15/2011 at 12:42pm / United States / Health
by random / 06/15/2011 at 10:23am / Canada (Ontario) / Transportation
by robertsonjimmy / 06/13/2011 at 9:46pm / United States (Mississippi) / Animals
Today, my grandmother's graduation presents came for my sisters. Not only did she remember to send them cards, but money too. My graduation was a year ago, I received nothing, and last time she saw me, she didn't know my name. FML
by UnlovedGrandchild / 06/13/2011 at 9:14pm / United States (Washington) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 06/13/2011 at 9:08pm / United States (Colorado) / Health
Today, my aunt and I went shopping. When we got to the store, she said she forgot her wallet, and I told her I would buy some things for her. When we were at the checkout, I was a dollar short. She said, "Oh, I'll get it!" and pulled out her wallet. FML
by sarahwittman / 06/13/2011 at 6:29pm / United States (Wisconsin) / Money
Today, I discovered a tick on my penis. After a long battle, he finally let go. Four hours later I'm in the hospital. My penis is twice the normal size. I may have won the battle but lost the war. FML
by John jacob / 06/13/2011 at 2:25am / United States (Georgia) / Intimacy
Today, I was having a nice dream in which a beautiful butterfly flew by me and got stuck in my hair, fluttering its wings against my neck. Then I woke up and realized the "butterfly" stuck in my hair was actually a giant wood roach. FML
by Jenievonteese / 06/12/2011 at 7:33pm / United States (Texas) / Animals
by Anonymous / 06/12/2011 at 3:21pm / United States (Florida) / Money
by El Stupido / 06/12/2011 at 9:51am / Australia (Queensland) / Transportation
by FreshFaced / 06/12/2011 at 7:46am / United Kingdom (Worcestershire) / Work
by Sarah / 06/11/2011 at 8:54pm / United States (Kentucky) / Miscellaneous
by Mom / 06/11/2011 at 1:25pm / United States (Minnesota) / Intimacy
Today, my parents grounded me and took away my phone, iPod and door. That's right, my door. They think that because I was stumbling and couldn't walk straight last night, I must have been out drinking. They know I suffer from chronic vertigo, but don't believe I was having an attack. FML
by sickbaby / 06/11/2011 at 9:06am / Singapore / Health
by julia / 06/11/2011 at 7:12am / United States (Massachusetts) / Kids
- 1Today, I took a test. I got up to turn it in, and accidentally bumped into another student. We both… 2Today, I tried to fire the worst worker I've ever had over the phone because he never shows up for… 3Today my mom, bored lover of games and mysteries, bragged about outsmarting scammers by burning all…