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Today, it's my birthday. The present I received from my best friend was the exact same necklace which I gave to her for her birthday two months ago. It had been unwrapped and re-wrapped in the same paper. FML
by Vic / 07/11/2011 at 5:00am / Denmark / Miscellaneous
by MotherofET / 07/11/2011 at 12:23am / Australia (Queensland) / Kids
Today, after spending 6 months and $15,000 on lawyer fees at my 13 year old son's request, his abusive, alcoholic father no longer has any legal right to see him. How did my son repay me? He ran away to live with his father the very first time I told him he couldn't have friends sleep over. FML
by tomcat69 / 07/10/2011 at 8:01pm / Canada (Ontario) / Kids
by Canuckster / 07/10/2011 at 5:41pm / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
Today, I came home after having traveled abroad for the last two months. Before I left, I'd asked my dad to take care of my fish, and he promised they'd be safe with him. I found them all decomposing. FML
by worstfatherever / 07/10/2011 at 4:54pm / United States / Animals
by Mary / 07/10/2011 at 8:49am / United States / Love
by Lame / 07/09/2011 at 8:19pm / United States (New York) / Money
Today, I was supposed to have a double date. My date didn't show. I spent my day in the living room waiting for the pizza guy while my best friend and her boyfriend made out. The pizza guy never showed either. FML
by supergingerr11 / 07/09/2011 at 1:55am / United States (Missouri) / Miscellaneous
by Username / 07/09/2011 at 12:32am / United States / Love
Today, I peeked through my window and trained a pair of binoculars on my neighbour's house. Every night without fail, he ends up standing in front of his window topless to flex his muscles. This time, I was surprised to instead find a note taped to the window saying, "Sorry, I'm out tonight." FML
by parenting sucks / 07/01/2011 at 1:42pm / United States (New York) / Kids
by wispywee / 06/29/2011 at 1:47pm / Canada (Ontario) / Geek
by mymomsstupid / 06/29/2011 at 10:51am / United States / Miscellaneous
by mike oxsmall / 06/16/2011 at 1:42am / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, my son's homework was to write a story about what he wants to be when he grows up. He wrote that he plans on being unemployed and living at home until we throw him out, then he'll live under a bridge. He's only 12, but already planning for a future as an unemployed bum. FML
by Seriously / 06/15/2011 at 12:46pm / United States (New York) / Kids
- 1Today, my boyfriend said I didn't give him enough attention because of my busy work life. So… he… 2Today, I was making the daily commute to work when suddenly my mother calls me, crying that there's… 3Today, I'm still reeling over the unexpected loss of my co-worker. I also received a notification…