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by Idk / 05/29/2014 at 2:46am / United States (Florida) / Animals
Today, I got so lonely I decided to make sock puppets and play with them. I played for four hours straight, only to be interrupted by a phone call. I didn't answer because my sock puppets were "on a date" and I didn't want to stop playing. FML
by ineedalife / 02/02/2013 at 7:08am / Australia / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 12/27/2012 at 11:58pm / Canada (Alberta) / Money
by alicia / 12/20/2012 at 5:45pm / Canada (Quebec) / Intimacy
by 88_OP / 07/24/2011 at 10:34pm / United Kingdom (Cheshire) / Holidays
by Anonymous / 07/24/2011 at 8:21pm / United States (Tennessee) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was dared to eat durian. With my reputation hanging in the balance, I bought one. Only after I opened it did I realize the extent of the dare. It smelled and tasted like dried cat shit that Satan himself had regurgitated. FML
by cadillacfrank / 07/24/2011 at 5:01pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by Ignored / 07/13/2011 at 2:47am / United States (Texas) / Geek
by MooCow / 07/12/2011 at 11:13pm / United States (Montana) / Animals
by 44haley44 / 07/12/2011 at 1:25pm / United States / Intimacy
by couldntholdit / 07/12/2011 at 1:09pm / United States (California) / Love
by sm702 / 07/12/2011 at 12:45pm / United States (Colorado) / Miscellaneous
Today, I updated my facebook status to, "Party at my house this Friday. Like my status if you want to come." After about 3 hours I checked back to discover that the only person who'd liked my status was my grandma. FML
by _Emilyy / 07/12/2011 at 12:40am / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous
Today, while babysitting a five year old, I found a cartoon called Metalocalypse for him to watch while I made dinner. I didn't realize it was an "adult" cartoon until afterwards. He watched a whole episode about a clown with a cocaine problem. FML
by dummy / 07/11/2011 at 3:21pm / United States (New Hampshire) / Kids
by illenram06 / 07/11/2011 at 11:37am / Philippines (Roxas) / Love
- 1Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his… 2Today, my boyfriend finally told me that he loved me. This would've been fantastic if he didn't say… 3Today, it's been 2 weeks since I ordered a printer so I could print schoolwork, that way I don't…