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by Idk / 05/29/2014 at 2:46am / United States (Florida) / Animals
Today, I got so lonely I decided to make sock puppets and play with them. I played for four hours straight, only to be interrupted by a phone call. I didn't answer because my sock puppets were "on a date" and I didn't want to stop playing. FML
by ineedalife / 02/02/2013 at 7:08am / Australia / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 12/27/2012 at 11:58pm / Canada (Alberta) / Money
by alicia / 12/20/2012 at 5:45pm / Canada (Quebec) / Intimacy
by 88_OP / 07/24/2011 at 10:34pm / United Kingdom (Cheshire) / Holidays
by Anonymous / 07/24/2011 at 8:21pm / United States (Tennessee) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was dared to eat durian. With my reputation hanging in the balance, I bought one. Only after I opened it did I realize the extent of the dare. It smelled and tasted like dried cat shit that Satan himself had regurgitated. FML
by cadillacfrank / 07/24/2011 at 5:01pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by Ignored / 07/13/2011 at 2:47am / United States (Texas) / Geek
by MooCow / 07/12/2011 at 11:13pm / United States (Montana) / Animals
by 44haley44 / 07/12/2011 at 1:25pm / United States / Intimacy
by couldntholdit / 07/12/2011 at 1:09pm / United States (California) / Love
by sm702 / 07/12/2011 at 12:45pm / United States (Colorado) / Miscellaneous
Today, I updated my facebook status to, "Party at my house this Friday. Like my status if you want to come." After about 3 hours I checked back to discover that the only person who'd liked my status was my grandma. FML
by _Emilyy / 07/12/2011 at 12:40am / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous
Today, while babysitting a five year old, I found a cartoon called Metalocalypse for him to watch while I made dinner. I didn't realize it was an "adult" cartoon until afterwards. He watched a whole episode about a clown with a cocaine problem. FML
by dummy / 07/11/2011 at 3:21pm / United States (New Hampshire) / Kids
by illenram06 / 07/11/2011 at 11:37am / Philippines (Roxas) / Love
- 1Today, it's been six months since my husband and I have miscarried our daughter who we named Hana… 2Today, I discovered, after years of being grounded for losing my belongings, that I didn't actually… 3Today, eight tornados hit the town where I live. The only person who tried to get a hold of me and…