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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 29 September 1998 (17 years old)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 459
  • Number of comments : 25
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 30 posted

About shaka_Z_0929007 : Just the average fan girling teen.

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I agree, their lives suck

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shaka_Z_0929007's favorite FMLs

Today, I was at the park when I saw a homeless man sleeping on a bench. I thought it would be funny to throw a small rock at him. He thought it would be funny to pull out his knife and chase me for six blocks. FML

by I_Am_The_Edge / 06/11/2009 at 12:06pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous

Today, I was playing around with my sister's kitten. As a joke, I put him underneath the sheets and farted. He attacked my nuts. FML

by Anonymous / 06/07/2009 at 11:53am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous

Today, it was beautiful out. I decided to play guitar at the park near my house. I left my guitar case open, asking not for money but for feedback. I got two pieces of paper with feedback: 1) You're fat. 2) Get a life. FML

by peopleinthepark / 05/30/2009 at 10:46am / United States (New Jersey) / Miscellaneous

Today, I came home from work to find that my neighbor's trash bins are still on the curb. While returning the bins to her backyard, her kid runs out and shoots me with a paintball gun. Multiple times. He thought I was a burglar and he ruined my new suit. FML

by ruined_suit / 04/17/2009 at 5:12pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous

Today, I was at the mall shoplifting when a girl who looked my age pointed to a shirt I had in my bag. "Stole that, huh?" she asked smiling. She looked pretty cool, so I nodded and asked if she stole the jeans she was wearing, which were from the store. Turns out she didn't, she's the manager. FML

by blovesg / 04/06/2009 at 8:41pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Miscellaneous

Today, my mother was vaccuming the stairs. Trying to be polite, I climbed over the banister to the floor above, so I wouldn't interrupt her. She looked at me odd and said, "I'm surprised that held your weight." The banister is maple and steel. FML

by Anonymity / 03/27/2009 at 11:15pm / Canada / Miscellaneous

Today, I got a letter from the Navy saying that they accepted my application to join the Navy. I never applied. FML

by Noname / 01/24/2009 at 2:14pm / United States (California) / Love