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Today, I was at the park when I saw a homeless man sleeping on a bench. I thought it would be funny to throw a small rock at him. He thought it would be funny to pull out his knife and chase me for six blocks. FML
by I_Am_The_Edge / 06/11/2009 at 12:06pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 06/07/2009 at 11:53am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, it was beautiful out. I decided to play guitar at the park near my house. I left my guitar case open, asking not for money but for feedback. I got two pieces of paper with feedback: 1) You're fat. 2) Get a life. FML
by peopleinthepark / 05/30/2009 at 10:46am / United States (New Jersey) / Miscellaneous
Today, I came home from work to find that my neighbor's trash bins are still on the curb. While returning the bins to her backyard, her kid runs out and shoots me with a paintball gun. Multiple times. He thought I was a burglar and he ruined my new suit. FML
by ruined_suit / 04/17/2009 at 5:12pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was at the mall shoplifting when a girl who looked my age pointed to a shirt I had in my bag. "Stole that, huh?" she asked smiling. She looked pretty cool, so I nodded and asked if she stole the jeans she was wearing, which were from the store. Turns out she didn't, she's the manager. FML
by blovesg / 04/06/2009 at 8:41pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Miscellaneous
Today, my mother was vaccuming the stairs. Trying to be polite, I climbed over the banister to the floor above, so I wouldn't interrupt her. She looked at me odd and said, "I'm surprised that held your weight." The banister is maple and steel. FML
by Anonymity / 03/27/2009 at 11:15pm / Canada / Miscellaneous
by Noname / 01/24/2009 at 2:14pm / United States (California) / Love
- Today, my boyfriend was watching TV, when we started getting frisky. I'd just started to give him a… Today, my mom decided the time was right to give me the sex talk. Towards the end, I had to excuse… Today, while getting pretty intimate with my newlywed wife in the car, a cop turned his lights on.…