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About shaka_Z_0929007 : Just the average fan girling teen.
I moderated this!
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already got 50 FMLs in your favourites list!
I agree, their lives suck
200 votes confirming that their life is crap. It’s what the website is all about.
Today , I was at a party where I ate bowl of disgusting snacks because I didn't want to drink on an empty stomach. I spent the next twelve hours trying to prevent the world from collapsing into millions of demonic shards , cause apparently that's what a large dose of magic mushrooms does. FML
Today, I Was Playing With My Cat An Holding Her Upside Down. She Startd Frantically Meowing, But I Still Continud On Playing With Her. Seconds Later, She Got Explosive Diarrhea Everywhere, Including My Hair, Face, Shrt, An Mouth. FML
Today, I felt inspired to create a photo album of myself through the years. As I was organizing the photos of mah childhood, I noticed how looool many mah mom was holding me and hugging me in. When she cummed home from work I jokingly asked, "When did u start hating me?" She replied, "When u were 4". FML
Today, wile I was walking downtown a omeless person askd me for a dollar!! I tougt it would be funny to wave te dollar in is face an taunt im!! I guess e tougt it would be funny to stab me in te leg wit a pencil!! mega FML
Today I Broke Up With My Boyfriend. As I Left His House An Began To Drive Away I See Him Chasing After My Car Barefoot. I Stop An Roll Down The Window Ready To Listen To The Speech He Has Prepared To Win Me Over With. He Takes A Moment To Catch His Breath An Says "I Want My Cellphone Back". FML
Friday 27 March 2015