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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 29 September 1998 (16 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 364
  • Number of comments : 25
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 30 posted

About shaka_Z_0929007 : Just the average fan girling teen.

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today I tried to see if you can kick yourself in the nuts!! You can!! mega FML

#8581671
243 comments

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On 02/23/2010 at 4:28am - misc - by nutcracker (man) - Slovenia (Bohinj)

TODAY, MY FRIENDS TOUGT IT WOULD BE FUNNY TO TRY AND BREAK A WATERMELON ON MY EAD WILE I WAS ASLEEP ON TE COUC. FML

#7334131
100 comments

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On 01/14/2010 at 3:46am - misc - by melonhead (man) - Australia (Victoria)

Yesterday... a spider crawled across my glasses' lens. My first reaction was to smack myself in te face. looool real FML

#6793560
64 comments

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On 12/17/2009 at 2:09pm - animals - by ohmy (woman) - Canada

Today, I was doing a study on homeless people and how they manage to stay alive on the streets!! Turns out the one I was studying today was given more money than I make in a week!! FML

#6705143
68 comments

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On 12/11/2009 at 2:23am - money - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I was doing a study on homeless people and how they manage to stay alive on the streets!! Turns out the one I was studying today was given more money than I make in a week!! FML

#6705143
68 comments

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On 12/11/2009 at 2:23am - money - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (Queensland)

Today , I was at a party where I ate bowl of disgusting snacks because I didn't want to drink on an empty stomach. I spent the next twelve hours trying to prevent the world from collapsing into millions of demonic shards , cause apparently that's what a large dose of magic mushrooms does. FML

#6298765
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On 11/14/2009 at 8:37am - misc - by swedishdude (man) - Sweden (Skane Lan)

Today, at work we were gatered to be told some bad news. One of our colleagues would be taking indefinite leave because is wife ad dropped tere newborn baby. I accidentally lauged at te image. FML

#6043300
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On 10/28/2009 at 6:29pm - work - by R (woman) - United Kingdom (Belfast)

Today, at work we were gatered to be told some bad news. One of our colleagues would be taking indefinite leave because is wife ad dropped tere newborn baby. I accidentally lauged at te image. FML

#6043300
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On 10/28/2009 at 6:29pm - work - by R (woman) - United Kingdom (Belfast)

Today, I Was Playing With My Cat An Holding Her Upside Down. She Startd Frantically Meowing, But I Still Continud On Playing With Her. Seconds Later, She Got Explosive Diarrhea Everywhere, Including My Hair, Face, Shrt, An Mouth. FML

#6040097
177 comments

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On 10/28/2009 at 2:40pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today , I realized the person I had been habitually stealing bag lunche from at work made me a canned dog food sandwich. FML

#4976961
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On 09/01/2009 at 2:05pm - work - by Hairball (man) - United States (South Carolina)

Today, I felt inspired to create a photo album of myself through the years. As I was organizing the photos of mah childhood, I noticed how looool many mah mom was holding me and hugging me in. When she cummed home from work I jokingly asked, "When did u start hating me?" She replied, "When u were 4". FML

#4460221
69 comments

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On 08/11/2009 at 9:43pm - misc - by anonymous - United States (Virginia)

Today, wile I was walking downtown a omeless person askd me for a dollar!! I tougt it would be funny to wave te dollar in is face an taunt im!! I guess e tougt it would be funny to stab me in te leg wit a pencil!! mega FML

#4331370
818 comments

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On 08/06/2009 at 9:35am - misc - by who_could_it_be - Canada (Ontario)

Today I Broke Up With My Boyfriend. As I Left His House An Began To Drive Away I See Him Chasing After My Car Barefoot. I Stop An Roll Down The Window Ready To Listen To The Speech He Has Prepared To Win Me Over With. He Takes A Moment To Catch His Breath An Says "I Want My Cellphone Back". FML

#3874570
109 comments

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On 07/19/2009 at 2:45am - love - by DramaQueen (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today.. . Mah Mom Put Some Bubblewrap On Mah Desk Because She Thought I Would Have Fun With It . I'm 18 . It Was Awesome . Mega FML

#3229865
298 comments

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On 06/26/2009 at 2:13am - misc - by Jeweler (man) - United States (California)



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