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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 29 September 1998 (16 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 317
  • Number of comments : 25
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 30 posted

About shaka_Z_0929007 : Just the average fan girling teen.

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Today, I brought my boyfriend over to meet the family. After several long moments of silence, one of my sisters burst out laughing, and asked, "Okay, who is this guy really?" FML

#17954133
44 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26144) - you deserved it (2606)

On 10/10/2011 at 7:16pm - love - by octoberrain - United States (Ohio)

Today, my six-year-old got in an argument with my four-year-old. I told them to go outside. The next thing I know, my son was standing in front of his sister's burning Barbie's Malibu Dream House, singing "Burn Baby Burn" and cackling madly. FML

#17884513
422 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32827) - you deserved it (9219)

On 10/02/2011 at 3:27am - kids - by TraumatizedMother (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I got a call from my daughter's school saying that she had beat someone up. She's 4. FML

#17746655
182 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26537) - you deserved it (5445)

On 09/14/2011 at 8:21pm - kids - by unknown - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my little brother proudly informed me that he found a way to suck pool water up his asshole. FML

#17487267
172 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33016) - you deserved it (2850)

On 08/16/2011 at 2:22am - kids - by Gross... (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I puked up a centipede. FML

#16126004
249 comments

Today, as I was out walking, one homeless man sitting with two others asked me for something to eat. Trying to do a good deed, I bought the three men a bag of apples. They then fought viciously over them before the first man chased me for handing them to "the wrong one." FML

#15846302
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28990) - you deserved it (4086)

On 04/19/2011 at 11:37am - misc - by oops (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, my friend called me at work to tell me that someone had hit my motorcycle and that it was in pretty bad shape. I chuckled and waited for the "April fools" that would follow. A picture of my wrecked bike came instead. FML

#15589455
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34704) - you deserved it (3358)

On 04/01/2011 at 1:50pm - misc - by Username - United States (Missouri)

Today, I woke up to a bloody nose. Instead of rushing to the bathroom, I creatively dripped the blood over a knife for photography class because the assignment was to show emotion. So many of the students and faculty were disturbed that I'm now forced to talk to the school psychologist. FML

#15000344
217 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23666) - you deserved it (36252)

On 02/16/2011 at 7:56am - misc - by rhartnett11 -

Today, I was in my car and stopped at a red light. A homeless woman then started to throw rocks at my car for no apparent reason. I drive a convertible. FML

#14987191
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27521) - you deserved it (4468)

On 02/15/2011 at 5:21am - misc - by nakcba -

Today, my cat died while walking around the kitchen. He had a heart attack when the toaster popped out two slices of bread. FML

#14753781
275 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48958) - you deserved it (3993) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/29/2011 at 3:09am - animals - by Anonymous - France

Today, while working as a hotel guard I found a homeless man lying in the grass. I asked him to move and he ignored me, continuing to lie there with his head resting on his arms and a big smile on his face. I got annoyed and started to yell at him. After a few minutes I realized he was dead. FML

#14126104
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34053) - you deserved it (9480)

On 12/07/2010 at 11:18pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, my nose was really stuffy. I heard somewhere that inhaling tea steam clears up the nose. While reading a magazine I inhaled my cup of green tea steam, without knowing that slowly I was moving my cup closer to my nose. Hot tea was sucked into my left nostril and burned the inside badly. FML

#12985084
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8831) - you deserved it (30796)

On 09/10/2010 at 12:09am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I came home to a dead fish duct-taped to the wall of my dorm room. I can't reach it. FML

#12566146
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30609) - you deserved it (3491)

On 08/16/2010 at 7:05pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I got bitch-slapped by a walrus at Sea Life Park. FML

#11841759
199 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37384) - you deserved it (9680)

On 07/13/2010 at 12:34am - misc - by Betchsadface - United States



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