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by octoberrain / 10/10/2011 at 7:16pm / United States (Ohio) / Love
Today, my six-year-old got in an argument with my four-year-old. I told them to go outside. The next thing I know, my son was standing in front of his sister's burning Barbie's Malibu Dream House, singing "Burn Baby Burn" and cackling madly. FML
by TraumatizedMother / 10/02/2011 at 3:27am / United States (New York) / Kids
by unknown / 09/14/2011 at 8:21pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Kids
by Gross... / 08/16/2011 at 2:22am / United States (Arizona) / Kids
by vaalcrawford / 05/11/2011 at 12:59am / Canada (Ontario) / Animals
Today, as I was out walking, one homeless man sitting with two others asked me for something to eat. Trying to do a good deed, I bought the three men a bag of apples. They then fought viciously over them before the first man chased me for handing them to "the wrong one." FML
by oops / 04/19/2011 at 11:37am / United States (Virginia) / Miscellaneous
Today, my friend called me at work to tell me that someone had hit my motorcycle and that it was in pretty bad shape. I chuckled and waited for the "April fools" that would follow. A picture of my wrecked bike came instead. FML
by Username / 04/01/2011 at 1:50pm / United States (Missouri) / Miscellaneous
Today, I woke up to a bloody nose. Instead of rushing to the bathroom, I creatively dripped the blood over a knife for photography class because the assignment was to show emotion. So many of the students and faculty were disturbed that I'm now forced to talk to the school psychologist. FML
by rhartnett11 / 02/16/2011 at 7:56am / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 01/29/2011 at 3:09am / France / Animals
Today, while working as a hotel guard I found a homeless man lying in the grass. I asked him to move and he ignored me, continuing to lie there with his head resting on his arms and a big smile on his face. I got annoyed and started to yell at him. After a few minutes I realized he was dead. FML
by Anonymous / 12/07/2010 at 11:18pm / United States / Work
Today, my nose was really stuffy. I heard somewhere that inhaling tea steam clears up the nose. While reading a magazine I inhaled my cup of green tea steam, without knowing that slowly I was moving my cup closer to my nose. Hot tea was sucked into my left nostril and burned the inside badly. FML
by Anonymous / 09/10/2010 at 12:09am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Health
by Anonymous / 08/16/2010 at 7:05pm / United States (Virginia) / Miscellaneous
by Betchsadface / 07/13/2010 at 12:34am / United States / Animals
by human torch / 03/18/2010 at 11:22am / United States / Health
- 1Today, my parents let me babysit my baby sister for the first time. About an hour after they left,… 2Today, I saw an elderly lady fall over in the street. Nobody bothered to do anything, so I went… 3Today, I was fired for being late to work, even though the only reason I was late was because I had…