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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 29 September 1998 (16 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 299
  • Number of comments : 25
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 30 posted

About shaka_Z_0929007 : Just the average fan girling teen.

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Today, my boyfriend said he was going to give me breakfast in bed before he left. He walked over, threw some granola bars on the bed next to me and left. FML

#19505395
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23042) - you deserved it (3586)

On 04/21/2012 at 9:04am - love - by still hungry - United States (Illinois)

Today, I tried to put together some flat-pack furniture. I wound up in my underpants, screaming stuff like, "Fuck you, fucking Ikea bastard" at pieces of confusing plywood. FML

#19488517
177 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9298) - you deserved it (17847)

On 04/18/2012 at 3:18am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I tried to put together some flat-pack furniture. I wound up in my underpants, screaming stuff like, "Fuck you, fucking Ikea bastard" at pieces of confusing plywood. FML

#19488517
177 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9298) - you deserved it (17847)

On 04/18/2012 at 3:18am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I bought my first iPhone. Today, I broke my first iPhone. FML

#19484468
231 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19599) - you deserved it (21750)

On 04/17/2012 at 3:23pm - misc - by phoneless - Jordan

Today, I have been awake so long I hallucinated a llama in my living room. I have a medical condition that keeps me from sleeping properly. I've run out of medication. I still see the llama. FML

#19482788
281 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30768) - you deserved it (2597)

On 04/17/2012 at 5:38am - health - by SeeingLlamas (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, my mom tagged me in a picture on Facebook. It's a very zoomed in picture of a zit that had just recently erupted on my face. The caption is "My baby's biggest zit yet!" FML

#19427377
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29201) - you deserved it (2289)

On 04/08/2012 at 1:13am - misc - by Brianna Weltmire - United States (Colorado)

Today, my dad came home drunk at four in the morning. He walked into my room, screaming at me to wake up so he can kill zombies. FML

#19394272
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20739) - you deserved it (2111)

On 04/02/2012 at 9:37am - misc - by Deadman (man) - United States

Today, one of my nostrils became completely blocked. At lunch time, I went out to my car to dig into my nose. When I finished, I held up the cornflake sized booger in victory. I noticed too late that my boss was in a car adjacent to me, shooting me a horrified look. FML

#19363371
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8881) - you deserved it (25126)

On 03/28/2012 at 12:25pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I spent 3 hours trying to read my dog's mind. FML

#19361987
170 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6377) - you deserved it (34478)

On 03/28/2012 at 2:57am - animals - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I realised my period was two weeks late and panicked about being pregnant due to missing a pill a few weeks ago. Then I remembered I haven't had sex in almost a year. FML

#19293533
176 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33968) - you deserved it (9326)

On 03/17/2012 at 11:52am - intimacy - by noneedtostress - Australia (Victoria)

Today, my boyfriend and I decided it was time to lose our virginity. After our clothes were removed, we spent 30 minutes trying to figure out how to actually have sex, and eventually gave up. FML

#19249528
594 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23176) - you deserved it (52949)

On 03/10/2012 at 2:23am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I got extremely wasted and decided to take a shower with my boyfriend. What seemed like a good and sexy idea turned into us falling and getting wedged in the bathtub. FML

#19188753
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9620) - you deserved it (23449)

On 02/29/2012 at 12:41pm - intimacy - by cfaul001 - United States (Texas)

Today, I chipped a tooth trying to solve a Rubik's Cube. FML

#18343530
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9621) - you deserved it (25471)

On 11/25/2011 at 1:27am - health - by yollew - United States (Oregon)

Today, the motorway I usually use was closed off due to a major car accident. With no way off the freeway, my trip took three times longer than usual. I lost control of my bladder mid-way. FML

#18175852
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24709) - you deserved it (5057)

On 11/06/2011 at 4:05pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom

Today, during my friend's group's science project presentation, the teacher yelled at me, "Stop making stupid faces at the presenters!" I was smiling. FML

#18162768
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26033) - you deserved it (3429)

On 11/05/2011 at 7:06am - misc - by mcadabax (man) - Canada (New Brunswick)



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