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shadypalmtree
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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 16 February 1995 (21 years old)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2065
  • Number of comments : 63
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

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Visits<b>Tripartita</b> - the 11/26/2016 at 3:10am<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 11/12/2016 at 2:54pm<b>ThePaperDragon</b> - the 11/03/2016 at 9:31pm<b>missmorggan</b> - the 10/30/2016 at 12:35pm<b>Maddie_Lastname</b> - the 10/30/2016 at 11:20am<b>dextrementor</b> - the 10/18/2016 at 1:43pm<b>kintoki25</b> - the 10/15/2016 at 2:02pm<b>agostina_mc</b> - the 10/06/2016 at 9:56pm<b>Vitani_Verci</b> - the 10/05/2016 at 2:32am<b>Alfo</b> - the 10/04/2016 at 8:06pm<b>opis34</b> - the 10/03/2016 at 8:44am<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 09/26/2016 at 8:58am<b>Tenker</b> - the 09/19/2016 at 11:07pm<b>spockadelic</b> - the 09/19/2016 at 8:12pm<b>ironhead</b> - the 07/25/2016 at 8:10pm<b>DaMarleeMan10</b> - the 04/24/2016 at 8:43pm<b>LPac5295</b> - the 03/24/2016 at 3:42pm<b>brentt2711</b> - the 03/22/2016 at 11:11am

Fucked!<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 09/26/2016 at 2:58pm<b>Wane8822</b> - the 02/29/2016 at 4:46am<b>xKG33x</b> - the 02/04/2016 at 4:10pm<b>mhoch22</b> - the 01/07/2016 at 7:03am<b>0mysteriousman0</b> - the 12/06/2015 at 3:44am<b>Tenker</b> - the 11/30/2015 at 5:26am<b>gobiteme2</b> - the 11/30/2015 at 3:14am<b>puckyou</b> - the 11/30/2015 at 1:26am<b>khoov19</b> - the 11/29/2015 at 9:12pm<b>TrustStolen</b> - the 11/14/2015 at 6:28pm<b>DiJsLifeStyle</b> - the 10/19/2014 at 4:50pm

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shadypalmtree's favorite FMLs

Today, at school, we were supposed to say something that we are thankful for. When I was about to speak, one of the girls at my table said, "It's okay, you can say PornHub." FML

by Bonngoo / 11/17/2016 at 1:17pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous

Today, my college dormitory accused me of something I didn't do, breaking a law that I never heard of, charged me $200 to fix "what I did wrong", and is forcing me to go to counciling at the school. Not only was I not on campus when it happened, but I was the one who reported the problem. FML

by Anonymous / 11/15/2016 at 8:47am / Miscellaneous

Today, my math teacher explained his concern for how "clipboard" should be pronounced similar to "cupboard." I thought he was crazy. I then later found myself saying it the new way to my mother. FML

by Confused Clipboard / 10/19/2016 at 10:41am / United States (Missouri) / Miscellaneous

Today, during a regular checkup at the dentist, I got a wisdom tooth pulled out which resulted in me looking like a fat hamster. Tomorrow is my first day as an English teacher in high school. FML

by toeloezz / 09/26/2016 at 2:02pm / Netherlands / Work

Today, I found out that I owe my college a little over $10,000. Why? Because, due to a slight misspelling of my name, the scholarship that I have been going insane trying to meet the requirements for is not actually giving me any funding. FML

by poor_college_kid / 09/15/2016 at 8:39am / United States (Arizona) / Money

Today, my younger brother complained yet again of soreness in his wrist. Frustrated with his constant whining, my mother turned to him and snapped, 'Well, what have you been using it for all this time then!?' The awkward silence of realisation for them both won't go away anytime soon. FML

by Torbey / 09/13/2016 at 11:49pm / Australia (South Australia) / Intimacy

Today, someone spilled ammonium hydroxide in ethanol solution in the lab, which smells like very concentrated urine. Since the experiment involved Bunsen burners, we couldn't turn on the fans. We had to work in a lab that smelled like Satan's piss for 2 hours. FML

by r1has / 09/12/2016 at 4:21am / Pakistan (Punjab) / Miscellaneous

Today, my housemate and I had rough passionate sex in every room of the house. Being that I'm 18 and he's 32, it was a new thing for me. I just received a call from my mother stating that they would not be paying for the baby they watched us make through their wireless cams in our house. FML

by BabsZilla / 09/04/2016 at 8:21pm / United States (California) / Intimacy

Today, I accidentally sent my boss an explicit text message. She replied saying, "Very detailed, if only you put that much effort into your work". FML

by whoops / 09/02/2016 at 10:49am / United Kingdom (Nottingham) / Work

Today, I was flirting with a really cute girl and we ran out of things to say, I got so nervous with the silence that I asked her if she had hiccuped lately. FML

Today, I was talking with my girlfriend. We both have family issues, so we'd agreed to open up to each other today. Turns out I'm dating my cousin. FML

Today, I found out why my husband doesn't want me to go to the doc. It's not because of the reasonable copay. It's because he has let 3 other women use my insurance to give birth, in the last 4 years. They are all his. FML

by NoDocVisit / 07/26/2016 at 10:27pm / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous

Today, during a heated argument with my son, I lost my temper and called him a son of a bitch. He enthusiastically agreed. FML

by Anonymous / 07/23/2016 at 7:04pm / United States (Georgia) / Miscellaneous

Today, what was meant to be a fun hour-long paddle with a friend turned into a 5 hour ordeal involving a coast guard helicopter, an ambulance, a hospital visit and a ruined canoe. FML

by Anonymous / 07/23/2016 at 6:02pm / Health

Today, I was heading out for my flight to Australia. I'd put a padlock on my luggage to keep my wallet and passport safe, only to realize way too late that I'd left the key at home. I couldn't get at my passport and ended up missing my flight and my whole vacation along with it. FML

by Anonymous / 07/23/2016 at 12:17am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous