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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 14 June 1994 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 685
  • Number of comments : 76
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About shadyecko : I'm a 16 year old sarcastic arab with a sometimes twisted sense of humor, but nevertheless I make people laugh. I come on FML when i'm bored out of my mind. I don't take too kindly to racial slurs unless they're purely for joking purposes. I'm liberal when it comes to some things and conservative when it comes to others. Homosexuality is one of the things i'm most conservative about, it shouldn't be allowed at all. Aaaaaand that's about it, if you really need to know more about me to make your life feel complete send me a message I guess.

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Today, while sitting on the couch, my boyfriend came over, pulled his penis out of his fly, and started stabbing me in the face with it while humming the Jaws theme. FML

#14990668
294 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49379) - you deserved it (13916)

On 02/15/2011 at 2:28pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, my extremely lazy roommate is in bed with the flu. Instead of getting up to get water, he's run the garden hose through his window, and instead of going to the bathroom, he's connected a siphon to his penis and run it to a 5-gallon bucket. I have to live with this idiot. FML

#14626510
224 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34876) - you deserved it (4989)

On 01/18/2011 at 1:35pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, my girlfriend was giving me a hand job. As I reached my climax, she thought it would be funny to turn my 'weapon' against me. Boom, headshot. FML

#14610613
247 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44334) - you deserved it (28254) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/17/2011 at 4:53am - intimacy - by SkinsCastSelection - France - Chosen by the cast of Skins

Today, I woke up to a broken window and 3 guys sitting in my living room watching TV. FML

#13413623
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38337) - you deserved it (2943)

On 10/11/2010 at 11:06pm - misc - by anonymous - Sent from mobile version

Today, I pulled a muscle in my arm while wiping my butt. FML

#12657778
160 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20512) - you deserved it (31865)

On 08/21/2010 at 2:09am - health - by clitorasaurus (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, all the while my friends were over, my mom took too many of her pills and walked around the house nude. She then bit me. FML

#12624086
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41091) - you deserved it (3494)

On 08/19/2010 at 11:48am - misc - by feartheend511 - United States (Maryland)



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