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About shadyecko : I'm a 16 year old sarcastic arab with a sometimes twisted sense of humor, but nevertheless I make people laugh. I come on FML when i'm bored out of my mind. I don't take too kindly to racial slurs unless they're purely for joking purposes. I'm liberal when it comes to some things and conservative when it comes to others. Homosexuality is one of the things i'm most conservative about, it shouldn't be allowed at all. Aaaaaand that's about it, if you really need to know more about me to make your life feel complete send me a message I guess.
How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/
Today, my extremely lazy roommate is in bed with the flu. Instead of getting up to get water, he's run the garden hose through his window, and instead of going to the bathroom, he's connected a siphon to his penis and run it to a 5-gallon bucket. I have to live with this idiot. FML
Friday 5 February 2016