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Today, as I sat on my couch heartbroken from a very recent breakup, my mother walked up to me and in a very comforting voice said, "maybe he left you for someone else." FML

#45956
24 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37878) - you deserved it (1748)

On 02/15/2009 at 6:51am - misc - by too bad so sad (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I got my boyfriend a pair of concert tickets for his birthday. He loved the gift, but turned to me and said "Do I have to bring you?" FML

#37272
33 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33914) - you deserved it (2835)

On 02/13/2009 at 2:18pm - misc - by sarahhh (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, my on-and-off boyfriend of 8 years asked me to cheer him up. I told him that I'm in love with him. He said "Oh, I just wanted a blowjob." FML

#18490
29 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34583) - you deserved it (7504)

On 02/09/2009 at 8:41pm - intimacy - by leelee50 (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I was eating ice cream and I noticed some on my jeans so I wiped it off with my finger and licked it. It was bird shit. FML

#9438
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43996) - you deserved it (13054)

On 02/05/2009 at 8:23am - animals - by #201 (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I am staying with my grandmother and overheard her having phone sex. FML

#4977
40 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34565) - you deserved it (1889)

On 02/01/2009 at 7:43pm - intimacy - by epistaxis - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I am staying with my grandmother and overheard her having phone sex. FML

#4977
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On 02/01/2009 at 7:43pm - intimacy - by epistaxis - Australia (Queensland)

Today, to my delight I discover that there is security camera in the storage room at my work. The same room where, two days ago I masturbated. FML

#265
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10438) - you deserved it (62767)

On 11/10/2008 at 4:11am - work - by tadam - Sent from mobile version

Today, after a party, I brought a girl to the flat I share with my 2 best friends. While we are doing it, she asks me "You're not afraid your friends could hear us?". The only answer that spontaneously came out of my mouth: "Don't worry, they're used to it". FML

#76
57 comments

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On 10/27/2008 at 12:57am - intimacy - by Daemon - Sent from mobile version



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