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by Anonymous / 06/03/2013 at 4:14pm / Poland (Kujawsko-Pomorskie) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 06/03/2013 at 1:47am / United States (Florida) / Intimacy
by Kay / 06/02/2013 at 3:00pm / India (Andhra Pradesh) / Intimacy
Today, I went to the pharmacy to buy condoms. My card was declined, and I had to stand and watch in morbid fascination as the man behind me kindly paid for my purchase. His reason was "God forbid a maxed out Visa should get in the way of fucking." FML
by Samprib / 06/01/2013 at 1:09am / United States (Indiana) / Intimacy
Today, I was sending some dirty texts to my boyfriend, when I heard a knocking sound coming through the wall. I sat there for ten minutes before I realized I was listening to my mom and her boyfriend having sex. FML
by Anonymous / 05/31/2013 at 8:02pm / Guatemala (Guatemala) / Intimacy
by Abrams52 / 05/28/2013 at 1:44am / United States (Indiana) / Intimacy
by inconnue / 03/18/2013 at 6:34pm / France (Rhone-Alpes) / Love
Today, I was pulled over for speeding. The cop was hot so I flirted with him as much as I could. But when he came back to the car he still gave me a ticket. Feeling desperate I said, "I thought you didn't give tickets to pretty girls." His response: "We don't." FML
by Anonymous / 07/31/2009 at 9:51am / United States (Utah) / Transportation
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