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Today, I was struggling to cycle up a steep hill. A guy heading past me on a scooter said I'd lost something. I stopped and looked back. Seeing nothing, I asked him what I lost. He replied, "Your momentum!" FML

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140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24815) - you deserved it (3920) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 10/14/2011 at 9:53pm - misc - by adieuvelib - France

Today, I was given a DUI while in the Whataburger drive thru. FML

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304 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9030) - you deserved it (35798)

On 07/16/2011 at 7:09pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, Twilight once again won all the awards at MTV, beating out Inception, Toy Story 3, Harry Potter, etc. This is MY generation. FML

#16524791
574 comments

I agree, your life sucks (81058) - you deserved it (7244)

On 06/06/2011 at 2:27am - misc - by KillMeNow (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I got circumcised by my zipper. FML

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342 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54759) - you deserved it (7501)

On 05/16/2011 at 12:33pm - health - by Bobby M - Ireland (Carlow)

Today, my sixteen year old son told me that he's following his guidance counselor's advice: to do what his hero does for a living. The problem? His hero is SpongeBob Squarepants. His ambition in life is to become a fry cook. FML

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123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19222) - you deserved it (3029)

On 11/07/2010 at 3:15pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, for the first time in about 3 years, I decided to clean my car. It was going really well until I looked down at what I was about to pick up. On the back seat floor lay a dead snake, which at one point, for god knows how long, was living in my car while I unknowningly drove it. FML

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134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10366) - you deserved it (32345)

On 08/24/2009 at 12:49am - misc - by snakeboy (man) - Australia (South Australia)

Today, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled, "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!" I couldn't get out in time. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (462596) - you deserved it (574648)

On 03/09/2009 at 6:58pm - intimacy - by RC3Welly (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I walked by my roommate and his girlfriend while they were hugging. I asked "what's up lovebirds?". Turns out they were in the middle of a breakup. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29742) - you deserved it (7963)

On 02/16/2009 at 2:36am - misc - by dammit_ (man) - Canada (British Columbia)



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