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by Whatdididowrong? / 05/10/2011 at 1:18am / Kids
by wtfseriously / 05/09/2011 at 1:22pm / United States (Ohio) / Miscellaneous
by woahitbechels / 04/24/2011 at 9:10pm / United States (Tennessee) / Miscellaneous
Today, I joked with my dad, saying I'd gotten my boyfriend pregnant. In response, he slapped me, threw my phone across the room, smashed my laptop, and then took a moment for what I'd said to sink in. FML
by rowie1311 / 03/27/2011 at 2:09pm / United Kingdom (Northamptonshire) / Miscellaneous
by Kim / 03/22/2011 at 2:30pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Work
by Albert06 / 03/14/2011 at 5:26pm / France / Love
by JulieClaire / 03/10/2011 at 8:44pm / Transportation
by blahhlovely_30 / 03/09/2011 at 3:03pm / United States (Texas) / Animals
by stupiddrunk / 02/28/2011 at 8:10pm / United Kingdom (London) / Health
by roadkill / 02/28/2011 at 10:50am / United States / Transportation
by Roxas / 02/14/2011 at 12:20am / United States (Virginia) / Transportation
Today, I was released from jail. I had helped a three year old girl get up after falling on a wet floor at the mall last night when the security guards tasered me. Only this morning did they tell me they had mistaken me for a child molester that looks a little bit like me. FML
by Anonymous / 01/25/2011 at 4:15pm / United States / Intimacy
Today, I found out that my wife was having sex with my friend. It turned out that my genius cat realized it wasn't me there and attacked his balls, severely cutting them. I now have to kill my cat and pay for his medical bills to sew his balls back. FML
by Anonymous / 01/08/2011 at 8:11pm / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
- 1Today, my boyfriend said I didn't give him enough attention because of my busy work life. So… he… 2Today, I was making the daily commute to work when suddenly my mother calls me, crying that there's… 3Today, I asked a customer to send me via e-mail the image he wanted me to print. He said, "I don't…