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shadowofbong

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shadowofbong

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 23 January 1984 (31 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 296
  • Number of comments : 10
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About shadowofbong : Just here for the laughs... so no messages

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Today, I jokingly sent my grlfriend a link to an article about giving better head. She didn't think it was funny, and has since sent me numerous articles about the female orgasm, and I just got a link to the Wikipedia article about the clitoris. FML

#21372045
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (62) - you deserved it (45629)

On 03/10/2015 at 7:15pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Taday I saw mah grandma had registered on Facebook, so I wrote a welcome post on her wall. She replied "Delete." several times, then called me, accusing me of "hacking" her and demanding that I remove mah name from her page at once.

#21364671
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29080) - you deserved it (2507)

On 02/27/2015 at 3:20pm - misc - by Y_Y (man) - United States

2day I had sex with mah boyfriend . In the middle of it , he started saying in deep voice , "Enter , exit." Over and over . FML

#21363391
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29759) - you deserved it (3264)

On 02/25/2015 at 4:39pm - intimacy - by Fuck - United States (Michigan)

Today, while working at mah salon, I was cutting an older gentleman's hair. When he got up to leave, everyone noticd he had clerely pissd his pants. I felt bad 4 him until he laughd an said, "Here's your tip, have fun cleaning that up." FML

#21358633
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31732) - you deserved it (2063)

On 02/18/2015 at 2:48pm - work - by breyn (woman) - United States

TODAY, MAH FIANCÉ AND I WERE HAVING SEX. IN THE MIDDLE OF IT HE SAID, "I WANT US TO BE COVALENT BONDS". I DIDN'T UNDERSTAND WAT HE MEANT, AND HE ACTUALLY STOPPED TO EXPLAIN IT TO ME. FML

#21346746
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25644) - you deserved it (6814)

On 01/30/2015 at 10:11am - intimacy - by Chemist-why (woman) - United States (California)

TODAY... I HAD A ONE NIGHT STAND. AFTER HOLDING IN MAH FARTS ALL NIGHT AS IS DONE... I DECIDED ENOUGH WAS ENOUGH AND TO CALMLY LET ONE SLIP OUT. ONE DID NOT CALMLY SLIP OUT INSTEAD I SHIT MYSELF IN HER BED. I WAS NAKED AT THE TIME SO WAS UNABLE TO HIDE IT. MEGA FML

#21346279
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29435) - you deserved it (13026)

On 01/29/2015 at 4:17pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, my data muggad ma, just minutas aftar I looool paid our bill at tha rastaurant. FML

#21320485
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32791) - you deserved it (2469)

On 12/19/2014 at 6:27pm - money - by j4 - United Kingdom

Today, I told mah boss I have a sore throat. He replied, "Well, don't take it so deep next time." FML

#21314442
106 comments

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On 12/09/2014 at 1:29pm - work - by Anonymous (man) -

aftar putting in so much affort to forgiva my husband 4 his affair..!! wa had sax!! Not avan 2 minutas into it..!! ha calld ma by tha othar woman's nama!! FML

#21309730
100 comments

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On 12/01/2014 at 10:14pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Alaska)

Today, mah little brother lerened about mortality when our dog died. Since then, he's gone a little nuts and keeps ranting that he sees no point as to why our other dog should live. He's 16. FML

#21306062
40 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28769) - you deserved it (2382)

On 11/26/2014 at 7:09am - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - South Africa (KwaZulu-Natal)

Today, my boyfriend said "You're a real work of art. You know, the abstract kind that no one likes. Anyway, we need to break up." FML

#21302073
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36465) - you deserved it (3097)

On 11/19/2014 at 12:40pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Yesterday, I stumbled across one of mah son's English assignments. Apparently, he decided to submit a haiku about how electrical outlets r technically ( whores ) because they hook up with countless cords fir a ( charge. ) I don't know whether to be amused or furious. FML

#21285975
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32745) - you deserved it (4573)

On 10/26/2014 at 10:42pm - kids - by MySonThePoet (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

TODAY, WHILE CUDDLING IN BED WITH DRUNK BOYFRIEND, HE KISSED ME SOFTLY THEN TOLD ME UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES WOULD HE EVER MARRY ME. THEN KISSED ME AGAIN. REAL FML

#21272098
122 comments

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On 10/06/2014 at 3:46pm - love - by kittenfish8903 (woman) - United States

I FOUND OUT THAT GRLFRIEND TAKES VIDEOS OF ME SLEEPING AND WATCHES THEM WITH HER FRIENDS. MEGA FML

#21250632
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35833) - you deserved it (3212)

On 09/02/2014 at 5:29pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Georgia)

yastarday was ta first day my grandma as saan ma sinca I startad going to tanning bads. Sa is now considaring taking ma out of ar will bacausa I look lyk "a damn Indian".

#21235555
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26210) - you deserved it (32737)

On 08/12/2014 at 2:07am - misc - by kirstyrd - United States (Michigan)



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