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shadowedpixie

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 9 October 1994 (21 years old)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1503
  • Number of comments : 37
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 8 posted

About shadowedpixie : I'm really not too exciting. I'm mostly just a quiet person who keeps to herself. I like reading (mostly sci-fi and fantasy, followed by historical biographies and then philosophical books). I also like to write (lots of poetry and I'm currently working on a longer work of fiction), and draw/paint (I draw [no pun intended] a lot of inspiration from Impressionism, art nouveau, and anything that generally uses light, dark, color, and dynamic movement).

Edgar Allan Poe is my favourite poet.
Bluegrass is my favourite genre of music, though I usually prefer silence over sound.
I have two snakes; a ball python and a Colombian boa. I also have a cat.

I usually won't respond to messages that have no inventiveness or personalized content, but I do like to talk to people that I can learn something from, or share something of worth with. So go ahead and message me if you want to really talk!

-D, aka shadowedpixie

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Fucked!<b>psychedelic42</b> - the 04/27/2016 at 7:37am<b>Alpot</b> - the 03/08/2016 at 7:14pm<b>tin_cup</b> - the 02/02/2016 at 5:28pm<b>Arni792</b> - the 12/26/2015 at 7:21am<b>orios105</b> - the 11/27/2015 at 9:58am<b>A07</b> - the 11/09/2015 at 8:59pm<b>Amz1200</b> - the 10/15/2015 at 6:50am<b>olpally</b> - the 10/13/2015 at 6:30am<b>boostedc</b> - the 10/08/2015 at 12:46am<b>LeenYa</b> - the 08/07/2015 at 3:40pm<b>ninthfirewings</b> - the 08/06/2015 at 2:19pm<b>RA91</b> - the 06/10/2015 at 3:47am<b>BananaCoconutty</b> - the 06/07/2015 at 5:28am<b>Edogg215</b> - the 05/05/2015 at 10:21pm<b>DarksideDoll</b> - the 04/22/2015 at 7:56pm<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 03/30/2015 at 10:27pm<b>ChoolyBooly</b> - the 03/22/2015 at 6:12pm<b>AirBusDriver</b> - the 01/03/2015 at 3:31pm

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The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

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You've liked someone. How cute!

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shadowedpixie's favorite FMLs

Today, I discovered that I've spent so much time playing Sudoku in the bathroom at work that I've trained myself to need to pee whenever I open the app. FML

by sudoku_fiend / 12/12/2015 at 11:40pm / United States (New Jersey) / Miscellaneous

Today, I was getting coffee when I pulled my lip balm from my pocket and started playing with it in my hands, tapping it on my face and lip. There were there two gorgeous guys in front of me who kept turning around and staring at me. I was actually holding a tampon. FML

by C BOMB / 09/14/2015 at 7:58pm / Australia (Queensland) / Miscellaneous

Today, at a quiet restaurant, my stepdad loudly told me he hopes in the future they have "hover caskets" so he doesn't have to carry my "fat ass" to the grave. All because I didn't want a side salad. FML

by jarkleflob / 08/16/2015 at 1:49pm / United States (California) / Health

This FML has been commented on by its original poster.

Today, my family and I were driving and we passed a strip club called DB's Golden Banana. My 5-year-old sister asked what it was, so my dad said it was a place where people dance. Now my sister keeps telling people she wants to be a dancer at DB's Golden Banana. FML

by tycrist8 / 06/26/2015 at 7:32pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Kids

Today, I went out drinking with my tattoo artist brother-in-law. I was so wasted that I agreed to let him try working on me. I woke up with a tattoo of an animated marijuana plant smoking a cigarette. This'll look just great when I'm defending clients in court. FML

by not a dumbass pothead / 04/08/2014 at 6:04pm / United States (Nevada) / Miscellaneous

Today, things were getting heated with the girlfriend. We were mostly naked, but mostly wouldn't do, so I kissed her deeply and whispered into her ear, "You should lose some weight". Clothes. I meant to say clothes. FML

by Spooprfailed / 04/08/2014 at 1:32am / Canada (Manitoba) / Intimacy

This FML has been commented on by its original poster.

Today, my mother took me to go and see my grandfather, who I hadn't seen since I was 4. The first thing he said to me was, "Pfwoarr, look at those tits." FML

by Anonymous / 03/13/2014 at 5:34am / Australia / Intimacy

Today, an American lady here in Ireland asked me if I was a Leprechaun. Thinking she was joking, and me being quite "vertically challenged," I decided to just say yes. She then grabbed me and made me endure photographs, cuddles and pats on the head from all her fellow tourists. FML

by SpilledWater93 / 03/09/2014 at 11:07pm / Ireland (Wicklow) / Miscellaneous

This FML has been commented on by its original poster.

Today, my boyfriend and I decided to mess around at my workplace's parking lot. Things got hot and steamy, but in the middle of it all, there came a bang at my car window. My frantic boss had seen us and thought I was being attacked. FML

by unknown / 03/07/2014 at 7:53pm / United States (Texas) / Work

Today, I called a company for a problem with our septic tank. Two workers show up, I take them into the garden to show them the manhole cover at the top of it. They open it up. We then gaze upon a sea of condoms floating on the surface. My wife and I don't use condoms. FML

by Maxime / 02/27/2014 at 7:32pm / Love

Today, in the very middle of the night, my kitten started rubbing against my face. Thinking I saw her face in the darkness, I decided to kiss her before going back to bed. My lips made contact with her butthole. FML

by Anonymous / 02/13/2014 at 10:20am / United States (Nevada) / Animals

Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my mom. The first thing my mom did was look at her breasts and mention that no matter what happens, hers were the first that I suckled on. FML

by UHM / 10/06/2013 at 5:54pm / United States / Love

Today, my two parrots decided that my head was the best place to have sex. FML

by NestHead / 10/01/2013 at 1:32pm / Russian Federation (Moscow City) / Animals

Today, I bought a live lobster to have for dinner. When my four year old daughter discovered it in the cooler, she thanked me incessantly for finally getting her a pet. She now won't let "Mr. Shelly" out of her sight. FML

by meganmagee / 09/16/2013 at 2:47pm / United States (Georgia) / Kids

Today, I saw an elderly gentleman in the street wearing a shirt with a big QR code on it. Amused, I used an app on my phone to decode it. It gave me a shortened web address, which I followed, only to be faced with a picture of the same gentleman naked, grinning, and giving a thumbs up. FML

by Anonymous / 09/15/2013 at 3:53pm / Romania (Bucuresti) / Intimacy