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shadowedpixie

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 9 October 1994 (19 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 752
  • Number of comments : 34
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

About shadowedpixie : I'm really not too exciting. I'm mostly just a quiet person who keeps to herself. I like reading (mostly sci-fi and fantasy, followed by historical biographies and then philosophical books). I also like to write (lots of poetry and I'm currently working on a longer work of fiction), and draw/paint (I draw [no pun intended] a lot of inspiration from Impressionism, art nouveau, and anything that generally uses light, dark, color, and dynamic movement).

Edgar Allan Poe is my favourite poet.
Bluegrass is my favourite genre of music, though I usually prefer silence over sound.
I have two snakes; a ball python and a Colombian boa. I also have a cat.

I usually won't respond to messages that have no inventiveness or personalized content, but I do like to talk to people that I can learn something from, or share something of worth with. So go ahead and message me if you want to really talk!

-D, aka shadowedpixie

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shadowedpixie's favorite FMLs

Today, I went out drinking with my tattoo artist brother-in-law. I was so wasted that I agreed to let him try working on me. I woke up with a tattoo of an animated marijuana plant smoking a cigarette. This'll look just great when I'm defending clients in court. FML

#21107817
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24030) - you deserved it (41749)

On 04/08/2014 at 6:04pm - misc - by not a dumbass pothead (man) - United States (Nevada)

Today, things were getting heated with the girlfriend. We were mostly naked, but mostly wouldn't do, so I kissed her deeply and whispered into her ear, "You should lose some weight". Clothes. I meant to say clothes. FML

Today, my mother took me to go and see my grandfather, who I hadn't seen since I was 4. The first thing he said to me was, "Pfwoarr, look at those tits." FML

#21085518
124 comments

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On 03/13/2014 at 5:34am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia

Today, an American lady here in Ireland asked me if I was a Leprechaun. Thinking she was joking, and me being quite "vertically challenged," I decided to just say yes. She then grabbed me and made me endure photographs, cuddles and pats on the head from all her fellow tourists. FML

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Today, my boyfriend and I decided to mess around at my workplace's parking lot. Things got hot and steamy, but in the middle of it all, there came a bang at my car window. My frantic boss had seen us and thought I was being attacked. FML

#21080766
77 comments

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On 03/07/2014 at 7:53pm - work - by unknown - United States (Texas)

Today, in the very middle of the night, my kitten started rubbing against my face. Thinking I saw her face in the darkness, I decided to kiss her before going back to bed. My lips made contact with her butthole. FML

#21058991
133 comments

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On 02/13/2014 at 10:20am - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Nevada)

Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my mom. The first thing my mom did was look at her breasts and mention that no matter what happens, hers were the first that I suckled on. FML

#20909928
125 comments

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On 10/06/2013 at 5:54pm - love - by UHM (man) - United States

Today, my two parrots decided that my head was the best place to have sex. FML

#20903328
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41831) - you deserved it (5337)

On 10/01/2013 at 1:32pm - animals - by NestHead (woman) - Russian Federation (Moscow City)

Today, I bought a live lobster to have for dinner. When my four year old daughter discovered it in the cooler, she thanked me incessantly for finally getting her a pet. She now won't let "Mr. Shelly" out of her sight. FML

#20883807
199 comments

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On 09/16/2013 at 2:47pm - kids - by meganmagee (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I saw an elderly gentleman in the street wearing a shirt with a big QR code on it. Amused, I used an app on my phone to decode it. It gave me a shortened web address, which I followed, only to be faced with a picture of the same gentleman naked, grinning, and giving a thumbs up. FML

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154 comments

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On 09/15/2013 at 3:53pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Romania (Bucuresti)

Today, one of my cats gave birth. My other cat responded by eating the new litter in a jealous rage, then got indigestion and vomited. I had to clean up regurgitated kittens. FML

Today, I was at the park playing Frisbee with my friends, when I saw a boy sitting on a bench looking rather sad. "Hey!" I yelled, and he looked up at me. I lightly threw the Frisbee in his direction, and it hit him in the face. He was blind. FML

#20788974
115 comments

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On 07/17/2013 at 7:15pm - kids - by WasntMe - United States

Today, my mom stole the condoms out of my room and gave them to my little brother because I "won't be needing them anytime soon". FML

#20759724
55 comments

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On 07/02/2013 at 12:17pm - misc - by dry spell (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I've come to the conclusion that my phone addiction is getting out of control after I typed my PIN code into the microwave. FML

#20754108
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25166) - you deserved it (35801)

On 06/29/2013 at 10:57am - misc - by Anonymous - United States



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