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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 9 October 1994 (21 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1296
  • Number of comments : 37
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 8 posted

About shadowedpixie : I'm really not too exciting. I'm mostly just a quiet person who keeps to herself. I like reading (mostly sci-fi and fantasy, followed by historical biographies and then philosophical books). I also like to write (lots of poetry and I'm currently working on a longer work of fiction), and draw/paint (I draw [no pun intended] a lot of inspiration from Impressionism, art nouveau, and anything that generally uses light, dark, color, and dynamic movement).

Edgar Allan Poe is my favourite poet.
Bluegrass is my favourite genre of music, though I usually prefer silence over sound.
I have two snakes; a ball python and a Colombian boa. I also have a cat.

I usually won't respond to messages that have no inventiveness or personalized content, but I do like to talk to people that I can learn something from, or share something of worth with. So go ahead and message me if you want to really talk!

-D, aka shadowedpixie

shadowedpixie's page activity

Visits<b>orios105</b> - 14 hours ago<b>barisozdemir</b> - the 11/25/2015 at 10:42am<b>elbrowntown21</b> - the 11/25/2015 at 5:45am<b>A07</b> - the 11/09/2015 at 2:59pm<b>NicoleP1993</b> - the 10/28/2015 at 10:34pm<b>ariastyles12</b> - the 10/21/2015 at 9:31pm<b>Linda_zlk</b> - the 10/20/2015 at 9:11am<b>hotheadslav</b> - the 10/19/2015 at 3:57pm<b>Avenger225</b> - the 10/19/2015 at 2:36pm<b>jgwyh</b> - the 10/15/2015 at 6:07am<b>olpally</b> - the 10/15/2015 at 1:20am<b>Amz1200</b> - the 10/15/2015 at 12:50am<b>boostedc</b> - the 10/13/2015 at 8:05am<b>Metagrim</b> - the 09/23/2015 at 1:39am<b>commanderstiff</b> - the 09/04/2015 at 9:11pm<b>duduv2</b> - the 09/03/2015 at 10:44am<b>paravoz</b> - the 09/03/2015 at 2:21am<b>lambda</b> - the 08/28/2015 at 11:31pm

Fucked!<b>orios105</b> - 8 hours ago<b>A07</b> - the 11/09/2015 at 8:59pm<b>Amz1200</b> - the 10/15/2015 at 6:50am<b>olpally</b> - the 10/13/2015 at 6:30am<b>boostedc</b> - the 10/08/2015 at 12:46am<b>LeenYa</b> - the 08/07/2015 at 3:40pm<b>ninthfirewings</b> - the 08/06/2015 at 2:19pm<b>RA91</b> - the 06/10/2015 at 3:47am<b>BananaCoconutty</b> - the 06/07/2015 at 5:28am<b>Edogg215</b> - the 05/05/2015 at 10:21pm<b>DarksideDoll</b> - the 04/22/2015 at 7:56pm<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 03/30/2015 at 10:27pm<b>ChoolyBooly</b> - the 03/22/2015 at 6:12pm<b>AirBusDriver</b> - the 01/03/2015 at 3:31pm<b>ThatKidFromLA</b> - the 01/03/2015 at 11:07am<b>spockadelic</b> - the 01/01/2015 at 5:29am<b>Mornai</b> - the 12/31/2014 at 4:28pm<b>Fuaaad1994</b> - the 12/30/2014 at 10:06pm

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shadowedpixie's favorite FMLs

Today, I was getting coffee when I pulled my lip balm from my pocket and started playing with it in my hands, tapping it on my face and lip. There were there two gorgeous guys in front of me who kept turning around and staring at me. I was actually holding a tampon. FML


I agree, your life sucks (16725) - you deserved it (17725)

On 09/14/2015 at 7:58pm - misc - by C BOMB (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, at a quiet restaurant, my stepdad loudly told me he hopes in the future they have "hover caskets" so he doesn't have to carry my "fat ass" to the grave. All because I didn't want a side salad. FML

Today, my family and I were driving and we passed a strip club called DB's Golden Banana. My 5-year-old sister asked what it was, so my dad said it was a place where people dance. Now my sister keeps telling people she wants to be a dancer at DB's Golden Banana. FML


I agree, your life sucks (26741) - you deserved it (2925)

On 06/26/2015 at 7:32pm - kids - by tycrist8 - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I went out drinking with my tattoo artist brother-in-law. I was so wasted that I agreed to let him try working on me. I woke up with a tattoo of an animated marijuana plant smoking a cigarette. This'll look just great when I'm defending clients in court. FML


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On 04/08/2014 at 6:04pm - misc - by not a dumbass pothead (man) - United States (Nevada)

Today, things were getting heated with the girlfriend. We were mostly naked, but mostly wouldn't do, so I kissed her deeply and whispered into her ear, "You should lose some weight". Clothes. I meant to say clothes. FML

Today, my mother took me to go and see my grandfather, who I hadn't seen since I was 4. The first thing he said to me was, "Pfwoarr, look at those tits." FML


I agree, your life sucks (57080) - you deserved it (5986)

On 03/13/2014 at 5:34am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia

Today, an American lady here in Ireland asked me if I was a Leprechaun. Thinking she was joking, and me being quite "vertically challenged," I decided to just say yes. She then grabbed me and made me endure photographs, cuddles and pats on the head from all her fellow tourists. FML


Today, my boyfriend and I decided to mess around at my workplace's parking lot. Things got hot and steamy, but in the middle of it all, there came a bang at my car window. My frantic boss had seen us and thought I was being attacked. FML


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On 03/07/2014 at 7:53pm - work - by unknown - United States (Texas)

Today, in the very middle of the night, my kitten started rubbing against my face. Thinking I saw her face in the darkness, I decided to kiss her before going back to bed. My lips made contact with her butthole. FML


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On 02/13/2014 at 10:20am - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Nevada)

Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my mom. The first thing my mom did was look at her breasts and mention that no matter what happens, hers were the first that I suckled on. FML


I agree, your life sucks (53940) - you deserved it (3864)

On 10/06/2013 at 5:54pm - love - by UHM (man) - United States

Today, my two parrots decided that my head was the best place to have sex. FML


I agree, your life sucks (45070) - you deserved it (5676)

On 10/01/2013 at 1:32pm - animals - by NestHead (woman) - Russian Federation (Moscow City)

Today, I bought a live lobster to have for dinner. When my four year old daughter discovered it in the cooler, she thanked me incessantly for finally getting her a pet. She now won't let "Mr. Shelly" out of her sight. FML


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On 09/16/2013 at 2:47pm - kids - by meganmagee (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I saw an elderly gentleman in the street wearing a shirt with a big QR code on it. Amused, I used an app on my phone to decode it. It gave me a shortened web address, which I followed, only to be faced with a picture of the same gentleman naked, grinning, and giving a thumbs up. FML


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On 09/15/2013 at 3:53pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Romania (Bucuresti)

Today, one of my cats gave birth. My other cat responded by eating the new litter in a jealous rage, then got indigestion and vomited. I had to clean up regurgitated kittens. FML

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