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shadow33456
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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 17 February 1996 (18 years)
  • Number of visits : 811
  • Number of comments : 66
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

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Today, I woke up in a panic to what sounded like a plane about to crash into my house. I was so scared, I peed myself and passed out. It was just my cell phone vibrating under my pillow. FML

#16252216
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12033) - you deserved it (41821)

On 05/19/2011 at 1:38pm - misc - by esoog - United States (California)

Today, I fell asleep at a party. I farted so loud that I woke myself up. Everyone heard. FML

#15867292
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27234) - you deserved it (11234)

On 04/20/2011 at 11:24pm - misc - by embarassed (woman) - United States

Today, I was playing rugby. I was tackled very hard at the end of a play, and I got up to find my head bleeding profusely. Not one person offered to drive me to the ER. I had to drive myself to get six stitches in the face. FML

#7771454
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24347) - you deserved it (2846)

On 02/01/2010 at 2:34am - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I took a friend home from the hospital. She was on medication that made her drowsy. She fell onto her bed and asked me to help her take off some clothes since she had her winter gear on. She passes out and her roommate walks in and catches me undressing an unconscious girl. FML

#6914931
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30701) - you deserved it (2583)

On 12/24/2009 at 1:09am - love - by Nemesis2747 (man) - United States (New York)

Today, the elderly couple next door asked me to cut down a tree in their yard. It turns out they told me to cut down the wrong tree, and I cut down the tree they got married under. They now hate me and tell me they plan to sue me for damage to property. FML

#6897944
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27505) - you deserved it (3097)

On 12/23/2009 at 3:46am - work - by jordigs (man) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, we had my school musical. The girls have to wear long skirts. I had a thong on, and while we were dancing the guy behind me stepped on my skirt. It fell to my ankles... the whole audience saw my ass. FML

#6584375
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21901) - you deserved it (13118)

On 12/03/2009 at 2:20pm - misc - by NoName (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, we had my school musical. The girls have to wear long skirts. I had a thong on, and while we were dancing the guy behind me stepped on my skirt. It fell to my ankles... the whole audience saw my ass. FML

#6584375
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21901) - you deserved it (13118)

On 12/03/2009 at 2:20pm - misc - by NoName (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I was hanging out with a group of friends when I got into a conversation with this really attractive girl who I've liked for months. She asked me what school I go to. I sit to her left in biology. FML

#4961787
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36553) - you deserved it (2900)

On 08/31/2009 at 8:40pm - love - by outofluckdude (man) - United States (Arizona)



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