This member hasn't filled in their description.
shaaye013's FML badges
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
Up and coming moderator
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
shaaye013's favorite FMLs
Today, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled, "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!" I couldn't get out in time. FML
by RC3Welly / 03/09/2009 at 6:58pm / United States (Florida) / Intimacy
- « Previous page
- Next page »
- Today, it was my birthday. My girlfriend took me out to dinner. While at the restaurant, she went… Today, I noticed how big my brother's package is. If it hadn't been for the fact that my family has… Today, I had to feed an elderly man in the care home in which I work while he was whacking off. Our…