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shaarshaar
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 19 December 1994 (20 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 2499
  • Number of comments : 10
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About shaar : Hello there!
I'm shar, 20 years old and I'm from Queensland, Australia.
Feel free to message me! :)

shaar's page activity

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Fucked!<b>WallyQ</b> - the 04/21/2015 at 11:20pm<b>sh4rpestl1ves</b> - the 04/18/2015 at 8:03pm<b>jacky75</b> - the 04/10/2015 at 2:04pm<b>Manosapo</b> - the 04/05/2015 at 8:40pm<b>ColbyGB</b> - the 03/25/2015 at 3:24am<b>therealjc</b> - the 03/22/2015 at 3:46pm<b>DerBuchmacher</b> - the 03/21/2015 at 7:48am<b>qwertsarecool122</b> - the 03/18/2015 at 3:57am<b>dakatabg</b> - the 03/18/2015 at 2:30am<b>knightofdarkness</b> - the 03/12/2015 at 6:22am<b>khoov19</b> - the 03/10/2015 at 1:16pm<b>CynePhoba</b> - the 03/05/2015 at 3:26pm<b>rob02</b> - the 03/05/2015 at 12:45pm<b>PNiggZ</b> - the 02/27/2015 at 9:09pm<b>Exodiafinder687</b> - the 02/24/2015 at 9:48am<b>JoeC1993</b> - the 02/22/2015 at 5:26pm<b>DaltonHaze</b> - the 02/15/2015 at 4:58am<b>Mr_Saikaly</b> - the 02/11/2015 at 4:44pm

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You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

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shaar's favorite FMLs

Today, as I was lying on my bed with one of my arms hanging from the side, I felt something sniff my hand from underneath. I don't have any pets. FML

#20688489
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57509) - you deserved it (3958)

On 05/27/2013 at 12:05am - animals - by scared-straight - United States

Today, my uncle drove to my house in his tractor, beer in one hand, and a radio strapped to the dash blasting country music at unimaginable volume. Neither of us live on a farm. Half the neighborhood stood angrily glaring at us until we went inside. FML

#20684256
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38874) - you deserved it (4237)

On 05/24/2013 at 6:48pm - misc - by unwilling redneck - United States

Today, it's my only day off work in a while. I told my boss I'd be available via phone in case of emergencies. So far I've been called three times: To ask how the fax works, to let me know it's a slow day, and to ask me where the letter R is on a keyboard. FML

#20604416
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48504) - you deserved it (5663)

On 04/19/2013 at 6:17am - work - by Anonymous - Germany (Berlin)

Today, my 16-year-old son convinced my 14-year-old daughter that she wasn't allowed to use the ladies bathroom at the shopping centre, because she wasn't wearing a dress like the girl on the sign. He told her girls in pants always used the other one. She believed him. This is my legacy. FML

#20580049
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42988) - you deserved it (6417)

On 04/08/2013 at 12:26am - kids - by badparent (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I met my mom's fiancé. He's a nice guy, he's also my wife's dad. I'll soon call my wife my sister. FML

#20544337
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47381) - you deserved it (3010)

On 03/15/2013 at 1:31am - misc - by guy - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I saw a woman breastfeeding at the natural foods market. It's the first time I've seen a woman's nipple in over two years. I've been married for ten. FML

Today, my psychopathic ex-girlfriend spray-painted "Free Candy" on the side of my van, knowing damn well I have to park it in front of an elementary school on a daily basis to pick up my daughter. FML

#20532616
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42147) - you deserved it (3949)

On 03/05/2013 at 7:07pm - kids - by cjw - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me I was selfish for "choosing" to start my period on his day off from work. FML

#20531170
199 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52882) - you deserved it (6250)

On 03/04/2013 at 6:03pm - intimacy - by Thankshun (woman) - United States

Today, a male employee at a shoe shop helped me try on shoes. Once I found a pair, I went to pay for them. I was telling the cashier about how great of an employee he was when she told me there were no male employees. A guy with a foot fetish helped me find shoes. FML

#20489969
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38416) - you deserved it (4168)

On 02/02/2013 at 6:21am - misc - by footfetish - Australia (Queensland)

Today, my grandfather asked me why the broccoli I served for dinner was white. I told him it was cauliflower. He would't believe me, accused me of being a Russian spy, and stormed out. FML

#20461359
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31576) - you deserved it (2806)

On 01/15/2013 at 7:58pm - misc - by veggieluver (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, both my brother and sister missed my wedding. She was playing in a Call of Duty tournament, and he got so high that he forgot about the wedding completely. He was my best man. FML

#20458912
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48713) - you deserved it (3511)

On 01/14/2013 at 12:36pm - misc - by What a happy day (man) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, while making dinner I cut my finger badly with a knife. When I yelled for my dad to drive me to the hospital, he accused me of lying to get attention. He had to taste my blood before he decided it wasn't red-colored corn syrup. FML

#20458321
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35494) - you deserved it (3099)

On 01/14/2013 at 12:52am - health - by Anonymous - United States (Washington)

Today, I walked into my mother's house to find that she had knitted clothes for some of the household appliances. The toaster was wearing a dress. FML

#20457945
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29798) - you deserved it (3251)

On 01/13/2013 at 10:00pm - misc - by anon - United States (Ohio)

Today, when I got home I noticed a statue of a gnome sitting next to the door. I've had an intense phobia of gnomes since I was a child, and I can't bring myself to walk past it. It's been half an hour and I'm still standing outside. I can see my dad through the window laughing and waving. FML

Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate. I was getting pretty horny, and I thought some dirty talk would turn him on. Amid my panting, I breathed the words, "Fuck me." He then stopped and said, "Excuse me, I don't like hearing that language." and wouldn't continue until I corrected myself. FML

#20418295
200 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50748) - you deserved it (10610)

On 12/24/2012 at 8:32am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)



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