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shaarshaar
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 19 December 1994 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 3761
  • Number of comments : 12
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About shaar : Hello there!
I'm shar, 20 years old and I'm from Queensland, Australia.
Feel free to message me! :)

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shaar's favorite FMLs

Today, my 16-year-old brother managed to convince my 22-year-old boyfriend that I breastfeed my pet parrot. FML

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113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51814) - you deserved it (5278)

On 08/13/2013 at 12:51pm - animals - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, it was my son's fifth birthday. I asked my grandmother, who is a baker, to make a birthday cake for the party. Two hours after the party started, she arrived drunk with a large ham with candles in it. FML

#20826835
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52546) - you deserved it (4640)

On 08/08/2013 at 4:03am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was in a training about the newest changes in CPR. The trainer was discussing chest compression techniques and said she prefers "good, fast, hard pumping." I was the only one who snickered out loud, drawing several annoyed looks from the other trainees. I'm a 45-year-old doctor. FML

#20803758
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41350) - you deserved it (19690)

On 07/25/2013 at 11:15pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I accidentally hit a cyclist with my car. In panic, I jumped out of my car and ran up to him, who was lying on the floor, motionless. As I was about to check his pulse, he jumped up and shouted, "I bet you thought I was dead, asshole!" He then punched me in the face and cycled off. FML

#20688904
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54117) - you deserved it (24875)

On 05/27/2013 at 7:19am - misc - by i hit a cyclist (man) - United Kingdom (Nottingham)

Today, as I was lying on my bed with one of my arms hanging from the side, I felt something sniff my hand from underneath. I don't have any pets. FML

#20688489
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (60815) - you deserved it (4248)

On 05/27/2013 at 12:05am - animals - by scared-straight - United States

Today, my uncle drove to my house in his tractor, beer in one hand, and a radio strapped to the dash blasting country music at unimaginable volume. Neither of us live on a farm. Half the neighborhood stood angrily glaring at us until we went inside. FML

#20684256
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40843) - you deserved it (4422)

On 05/24/2013 at 6:48pm - misc - by unwilling redneck - United States

Today, it's my only day off work in a while. I told my boss I'd be available via phone in case of emergencies. So far I've been called three times: To ask how the fax works, to let me know it's a slow day, and to ask me where the letter R is on a keyboard. FML

#20604416
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50182) - you deserved it (5813)

On 04/19/2013 at 6:17am - work - by Anonymous - Germany (Berlin)

Today, my 16-year-old son convinced my 14-year-old daughter that she wasn't allowed to use the ladies bathroom at the shopping centre, because she wasn't wearing a dress like the girl on the sign. He told her girls in pants always used the other one. She believed him. This is my legacy. FML

#20580049
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45296) - you deserved it (6670)

On 04/08/2013 at 12:26am - kids - by badparent (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I met my mom's fiancé. He's a nice guy, he's also my wife's dad. I'll soon call my wife my sister. FML

#20544337
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50815) - you deserved it (3229)

On 03/15/2013 at 1:31am - misc - by guy - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I saw a woman breastfeeding at the natural foods market. It's the first time I've seen a woman's nipple in over two years. I've been married for ten. FML

Today, my psychopathic ex-girlfriend spray-painted "Free Candy" on the side of my van, knowing damn well I have to park it in front of an elementary school on a daily basis to pick up my daughter. FML

#20532616
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44605) - you deserved it (4158)

On 03/05/2013 at 7:07pm - kids - by cjw - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me I was selfish for "choosing" to start my period on his day off from work. FML

#20531170
202 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55366) - you deserved it (6455)

On 03/04/2013 at 6:03pm - intimacy - by Thankshun (woman) - United States

Today, a male employee at a shoe shop helped me try on shoes. Once I found a pair, I went to pay for them. I was telling the cashier about how great of an employee he was when she told me there were no male employees. A guy with a foot fetish helped me find shoes. FML

#20489969
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40616) - you deserved it (4379)

On 02/02/2013 at 6:21am - misc - by footfetish - Australia (Queensland)

Today, my grandfather asked me why the broccoli I served for dinner was white. I told him it was cauliflower. He would't believe me, accused me of being a Russian spy, and stormed out. FML

#20461359
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35218) - you deserved it (3116)

On 01/15/2013 at 7:58pm - misc - by veggieluver (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, both my brother and sister missed my wedding. She was playing in a Call of Duty tournament, and he got so high that he forgot about the wedding completely. He was my best man. FML

#20458912
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50588) - you deserved it (3652)

On 01/14/2013 at 12:36pm - misc - by What a happy day (man) - Australia (Queensland)



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