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I'm shar, 20 years old and I'm from Queensland, Australia.
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shaar's favorite FMLs
by Lucachoo / 07/25/2015 at 8:22pm / United States (California) / Love
by sadbuttru95 / 06/13/2015 at 5:20pm / Denmark (Sjelland) / Animals
by pheonixxe / 06/01/2015 at 6:45pm / United States (Wyoming) / Kids
by DENTALITY / 05/23/2015 at 7:06am / Norway / Kids
Today, while trying to sleep, I heard what sounded like someone breaking into my house. I ran downstairs, only to find my cat had ripped down my blinds and was tangled up in them, thrashing around the floor like a fish. FML
by Sarah1330 / 02/24/2015 at 11:33pm / United States / Animals
Today, at Walmart, a crazy old woman bitched me out for being pregnant. She kept following me around, calling me a stupid teen slut and saying she hoped my baby died so I could live a "normal life". I'm 26 and just very short. FML
by Anonymous / 01/21/2015 at 9:34am / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous
by mosaicevolution / 01/02/2015 at 11:04pm / United States (Alabama) / Health
Today, as always, I have Tourette's syndrome. It causes me to occasionally make a beeping noise. My boyfriend just figured out that if he beeps back, it makes me beep again. He thinks it's hilarious and won't stop. FML
by Beeper / 10/11/2014 at 3:07pm / United States (Illinois) / Love
by queenmeme / 10/08/2014 at 2:02am / United States (California) / Animals
Today, I was sitting on a bench at the local park, eating a banana. A guy old enough to be my grandfather walked by, turned to look at me, then said "Young man, I wish I were that banana." He walked away, and I almost blacked out choking on it in shock. FML
by Operation Yewtree here I come / 09/26/2014 at 4:40pm / United Kingdom (London, City of) / Miscellaneous
by hylianprincess / 09/25/2014 at 7:19am / United States / Miscellaneous
by nocat6 / 09/14/2014 at 11:07pm / United States (Michigan) / Work
Today, I got a call about a job interview, saying I was hired. I was ecstatic, until they called me back and said they'd called the wrong applicant. They called again later, saying there'd been a mistake and I really was hired. When I went in to confirm it, they said they'd never heard of me. FML
by almost governmental / 09/05/2014 at 6:02pm / United Kingdom (Peterborough) / Work
by Anonymous / 09/04/2014 at 2:44am / United States (Michigan) / Animals
by Anonymous / 08/09/2014 at 9:31am / United States (Ohio) / Kids
- 1Today, I took a test. I got up to turn it in, and accidentally bumped into another student. We both… 2Today, I tried to fire the worst worker I've ever had over the phone because he never shows up for… 3Today, my energetic 10-month-old decided to stay up four hours past bedtime. After I FINALLY got…