About shaar : Shar, 18 years old, Australian :) I never know what to write here so yeah, message me!
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Today, it's my only day off work in a while. I told my boss I'd be available via phone in case of emergencies. So far I've been called three times: To ask how the fax works, to let me know it's a slow day, and to ask me where the letter R is on a keyboard. FML
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On 04/19/2013 at 6:17am - work - by Anonymous - Germany (Berlin)
Today, my 16-year-old son convinced my 14-year-old daughter that she wasn't allowed to use the ladies bathroom at the shopping centre, because she wasn't wearing a dress like the girl on the sign. He told her girls in pants always used the other one. She believed him. This is my legacy. FML
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On 04/08/2013 at 12:26am - kids - by badparent (woman) - Australia (Queensland)
Today, I met my mom's fiancé. He's a nice guy, he's also my wife's dad. I'll soon call my wife my sister. FML
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On 03/15/2013 at 1:31am - misc - by guy - Canada (British Columbia)
Today, I saw a woman breastfeeding at the natural foods market. It's the first time I've seen a woman's nipple in over two years. I've been married for ten. FML
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On 03/10/2013 at 12:13pm - intimacy - by themouseman1212 - United States
Today, my psychopathic ex-girlfriend spray-painted "Free Candy" on the side of my van, knowing damn well I have to park it in front of an elementary school on a daily basis to pick up my daughter. FML
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On 03/05/2013 at 7:07pm - kids - by cjw - United States
Today, my boyfriend told me I was selfish for "choosing" to start my period on his day off from work. FML
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On 03/04/2013 at 6:03pm - intimacy - by Thankshun (woman) - United States
Today, my wife finally came home from deployment. Apparently, in the military she really built up some muscle. When she saw me at the airport, she picked me up like a baby and spun me around in her arms a few times. I'm a little scared of her now. FML
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On 03/04/2013 at 2:36am - love - by married to wonder woman (man) - United States (California)
Today, a male employee at a shoe shop helped me try on shoes. Once I found a pair, I went to pay for them. I was telling the cashier about how great of an employee he was when she told me there were no male employees. A guy with a foot fetish helped me find shoes. FML
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On 02/02/2013 at 6:21am - misc - by footfetish - Australia (Queensland)
Today, when I got home I noticed a statue of a gnome sitting next to the door. I've had an intense phobia of gnomes since I was a child, and I can't bring myself to walk past it. It's been half an hour and I'm still standing outside. I can see my dad through the window laughing and waving. FML
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On 01/05/2013 at 12:30am - love - by VampObsessed - United States (Texas)
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate. I was getting pretty horny, and I thought some dirty talk would turn him on. Amid my panting, I breathed the words, "Fuck me." He then stopped and said, "Excuse me, I don't like hearing that language." and wouldn't continue until I corrected myself. FML
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On 12/24/2012 at 8:32am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I watched my neighbor shake cat food calling, "Come here Mollie" at his back door. I then saw my own cat run into his house. I now know why my cat is so fat and never replies to me calling her Bonnie. I guess I'm being cheated on. FML
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Today, after 3 nights of insomnia, I was finally able to doze off. My boyfriend woke me up just to ask which soda in the fridge was mine. FML
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On 09/08/2012 at 5:57am - misc - by Anonymous - United States
Today, my husband had a temper tantrum because I wouldn't get him a chocolate bar at the store register. FML
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On 08/20/2012 at 8:12am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, I realized why my sister refuses to let me clean her side of the room. She's secretly been trying to revive dead ants. FML
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On 08/16/2012 at 12:05am - misc - by scarredforlife - United States (Maryland)
Today, I sarcastically pointed out a book to my mom, titled "Living Successfully With Screwed Up People." She already has it. FML
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On 05/03/2012 at 1:45pm - misc - by screwedupkid -
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