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shaarshaar
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 19 December 1994 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 3743
  • Number of comments : 12
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About shaar : Hello there!
I'm shar, 20 years old and I'm from Queensland, Australia.
Feel free to message me! :)

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shaar's favorite FMLs

Today, I asked my boyfriend if he wanted to go on a date with me tomorrow. His reaction was to pick up a banana and pretend that he was in the middle of a phone call. FML

#21447183
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23834) - you deserved it (2486)

On 07/25/2015 at 8:22pm - love - by Lucachoo - United States (California)

Today, I turned on an old radio I haven't used for a long time and a pack of very small spiders came rushing out of the speakers when I turned up the volume. Guess they didn't like the groove. FML

Today, frustrated with my very energetic kids, I told them that if they dug a hole deep enough in the backyard, they'd find China. What they really found was the previous owner's dog. FML

#21419303
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30233) - you deserved it (7860)

On 06/01/2015 at 6:45pm - kids - by pheonixxe (woman) - United States (Wyoming)

Today, I caught my son trying to punch his own teeth out so he'd get more money from the tooth fairy. FML

#21414342
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27595) - you deserved it (3470)

On 05/23/2015 at 7:06am - kids - by DENTALITY (woman) - Norway

Today, while trying to sleep, I heard what sounded like someone breaking into my house. I ran downstairs, only to find my cat had ripped down my blinds and was tangled up in them, thrashing around the floor like a fish. FML

#21363021
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29836) - you deserved it (3216)

On 02/24/2015 at 11:33pm - animals - by Sarah1330 (woman) - United States

Today, at Walmart, a crazy old woman bitched me out for being pregnant. She kept following me around, calling me a stupid teen slut and saying she hoped my baby died so I could live a "normal life". I'm 26 and just very short. FML

#21341527
196 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42606) - you deserved it (2539)

On 01/21/2015 at 9:34am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, after finishing my second glass of wine, I walked out of the bathroom and saw the tag on my hair dryer from last year's rehab visit. FML

#21329685
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22071) - you deserved it (15934)

On 01/02/2015 at 11:04pm - health - by mosaicevolution (woman) - United States (Alabama)

Today, I showed my mom a picture of a baby sloth. She then said, "Wait, sloths are real?" She thought Ice Age made them up. FML

#21273306
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39588) - you deserved it (3556)

On 10/08/2014 at 2:02am - animals - by queenmeme - United States (California)

Today, I was sitting on a bench at the local park, eating a banana. A guy old enough to be my grandfather walked by, turned to look at me, then said "Young man, I wish I were that banana." He walked away, and I almost blacked out choking on it in shock. FML

#21265897
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38700) - you deserved it (4042)

On 09/26/2014 at 4:40pm - misc - by Operation Yewtree here I come (man) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, my mother is so overdramatic that her response to finding out I lost a friend's book was that I should fake my own death rather than fess up. FML

#21265006
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33119) - you deserved it (3142)

On 09/25/2014 at 7:19am - misc - by hylianprincess (woman) - United States

Today, I caught a customer using his fat to shoplift gum out of a store. FML

#21258420
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37438) - you deserved it (2942)

On 09/14/2014 at 11:07pm - work - by nocat6 (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I got a call about a job interview, saying I was hired. I was ecstatic, until they called me back and said they'd called the wrong applicant. They called again later, saying there'd been a mistake and I really was hired. When I went in to confirm it, they said they'd never heard of me. FML

#21252552
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49642) - you deserved it (2955)

On 09/05/2014 at 6:02pm - work - by almost governmental (woman) - United Kingdom (Peterborough)

Today, I tried to blink out a small speck of dirt that was caught in my eye. Instead, I learned what it feels like to suffocate a small, angry spider with your eyelid. FML

#21251632
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45775) - you deserved it (3695)

On 09/04/2014 at 2:44am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Michigan)

Today, my idiot son tried to get a veteran's discount at American Eagle because he's "a fifth prestige" on Call of Duty. FML

#21233179
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46419) - you deserved it (7103)

On 08/09/2014 at 9:31am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Ohio)



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