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I'm shar, 20 years old and I'm from Queensland, Australia.
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shaar's favorite FMLs
by Lucachoo / 07/25/2015 at 8:22pm / United States (California) / Love
by sadbuttru95 / 06/13/2015 at 5:20pm / Denmark (Sjelland) / Animals
by pheonixxe / 06/01/2015 at 6:45pm / United States (Wyoming) / Kids
by DENTALITY / 05/23/2015 at 7:06am / Norway / Kids
Today, while trying to sleep, I heard what sounded like someone breaking into my house. I ran downstairs, only to find my cat had ripped down my blinds and was tangled up in them, thrashing around the floor like a fish. FML
by Sarah1330 / 02/24/2015 at 11:33pm / United States / Animals
Today, at Walmart, a crazy old woman bitched me out for being pregnant. She kept following me around, calling me a stupid teen slut and saying she hoped my baby died so I could live a "normal life". I'm 26 and just very short. FML
by Anonymous / 01/21/2015 at 9:34am / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous
by mosaicevolution / 01/02/2015 at 11:04pm / United States (Alabama) / Health
Today, as always, I have Tourette's syndrome. It causes me to occasionally make a beeping noise. My boyfriend just figured out that if he beeps back, it makes me beep again. He thinks it's hilarious and won't stop. FML
by Beeper / 10/11/2014 at 3:07pm / United States (Illinois) / Love
by queenmeme / 10/08/2014 at 2:02am / United States (California) / Animals
Today, I was sitting on a bench at the local park, eating a banana. A guy old enough to be my grandfather walked by, turned to look at me, then said "Young man, I wish I were that banana." He walked away, and I almost blacked out choking on it in shock. FML
by Operation Yewtree here I come / 09/26/2014 at 4:40pm / United Kingdom (London, City of) / Miscellaneous
by hylianprincess / 09/25/2014 at 7:19am / United States / Miscellaneous
by nocat6 / 09/14/2014 at 11:07pm / United States (Michigan) / Work
Today, I got a call about a job interview, saying I was hired. I was ecstatic, until they called me back and said they'd called the wrong applicant. They called again later, saying there'd been a mistake and I really was hired. When I went in to confirm it, they said they'd never heard of me. FML
by almost governmental / 09/05/2014 at 6:02pm / United Kingdom (Peterborough) / Work
by Anonymous / 09/04/2014 at 2:44am / United States (Michigan) / Animals
by Anonymous / 08/09/2014 at 9:31am / United States (Ohio) / Kids
- 1Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his… 2Today, my boyfriend finally told me that he loved me. This would've been fantastic if he didn't say… 3Today, it's been 2 weeks since I ordered a printer so I could print schoolwork, that way I don't…