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sh07
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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 6 July 1964 (50 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 5785
  • Number of comments : 2
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About sh07 : I wanna be a doctor.

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Today, my dad came to my 8-year-old daughter's birthday party wearing a shirt that said "Small penis, huge dick." FML

#21414312
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22516) - you deserved it (1756)

On 05/23/2015 at 3:03am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was supporting my aunt as she gave birth. She was getting tired during the pushing stage, so I tried to encourage her by making a show of pushing as well with each contraction. I got a little too into it and accidentally gave birth to a little turd of my own. FML

Today, I had to slowly explain to my brother that spooning has nothing to do with using a spoon to clean out a woman's vagina after sex. FML

#21410748
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30926) - you deserved it (2344)

On 05/15/2015 at 10:52pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I came home to find my dad drinking. Trying to be cheerful, I greeted him with a "Hi, dad!" He sighed, shook his head, and said "It hurts me when you call me that." FML

#21410667
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29759) - you deserved it (1992)

On 05/15/2015 at 7:55pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I stuck my hand out the car window and noticed my arm fat flapping in the wind. FML

#21409639
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22701) - you deserved it (9062)

On 05/13/2015 at 7:19pm - health - by windthroughmyflab - United States

Today, my grandpa told me he was going to be eating out tonight, and I asked at which restaurant. He replied "Your gran's room." and winked. I didn't need that mental image, at all. FML

#21409445
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30231) - you deserved it (2673)

On 05/13/2015 at 12:00pm - misc - by -_- (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I wore a pair of shorts a size too big while doing laundry. When I ordered a pizza afterwards and answered the door, I realized I looked a little heavy, so I sucked in my stomach. My shorts fell to the ground in front of the delivery guy. FML

#21408368
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26462) - you deserved it (8677)

On 05/11/2015 at 12:40pm - misc - by oops (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, my drunk grandma flashed me, after confusing me, a 19 year old girl, for my grandpa. FML

#21407351
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27887) - you deserved it (2074)

On 05/09/2015 at 4:50pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) -

Today, at a party I got blind drunk and I gave a guy a blowjob for the first time. I'm a 100% heterosexual male. FML

#21406764
296 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18203) - you deserved it (34375)

On 05/08/2015 at 12:59pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - India (Delhi)

Today, my dad drove me to the airport. As I got out of the car, he said, "You better pop that zit on your face, security might think it's a bomb". FML

#21406694
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30439) - you deserved it (2789)

On 05/08/2015 at 9:44am - misc - by brittrus - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I spent nearly two hours listening to our cleaning lady talking about her son's infected penis, her fear of dentists, how to catch and kill ducks, her husband's childhood and her supposedly murdered dog. She ended up crying and left without cleaning. FML

#21406339
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27701) - you deserved it (2957)

On 05/07/2015 at 5:56pm - misc - by Martine624 - Netherlands

Today, I lost my virginity to the girl of my dreams. I could tell she really enjoyed it, because she muttered "Well, that was disappointing." afterwards, then got dressed, said she'd made a huge mistake, and asked me not to call her again. Yep, total stud. FML

#21403147
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32494) - you deserved it (3399)

On 05/01/2015 at 10:22pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I desperately needed to let off some steam at work, so I went outside and screamed obscenities at the top of my lungs, before heading back inside. The police then showed up to investigate complaints of a "raving lunatic" in the area. FML

#21403035
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19078) - you deserved it (21831)

On 05/01/2015 at 6:17pm - work - by RavingLunatic (man) - United States (Arizona)

Today, in the middle of the supermarket, my 7 year old son asked me what a cocksucker is and why his mum always calls me that. FML

#21402984
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27705) - you deserved it (3094)

On 05/01/2015 at 4:41pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Northamptonshire)

Today, I was supposed to light candles at my aunt's wedding. I accidentally lit the groom on fire. FML

#21402824
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29782) - you deserved it (5552)

On 05/01/2015 at 9:41am - misc - by why? - United States



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