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  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Friday 11 April 1997 (17 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 68
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About sgtcmonster : I'm not that insane...

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Today, I was attending my bachelor party. I watched a very attractive young girl dancing on a pole, giving me a seductive look. As she walked up to me, I realized it was my soon-to-be wife's younger sister. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29060) - you deserved it (16431)

On 11/06/2011 at 1:15am - misc - by wellthisisawkward80 - United States

Today, I met my cousin after two years. She got really tall and skinny, like a model. I joked saying, "You've grown and gotten slim, and I've stayed the same and have gotten fat." I expected some sort of disagreement. Instead, she looked me up and down, frowned, and gave me a long, sympathetic hug. FML

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On 06/09/2009 at 4:39am - health - by fatty (woman) - Germany (Hessen)



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