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About sgtcOOki3 : Guy who plays hockey and airsofts a lot . Message me if you feel like it.

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Today, I was visiting my cousin's farm. Going out for a morning stroll, I took an apple with me to munch along the way. As I was eating it, I heard a distant thumping sound and was suddenly slammed into the ground. When I looked up, a horse was eating my apple. I got mugged by a horse. FML


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Today, I received a call from child care. Apparently, my four year-old boy tried to start a mosh pit during naptime. FML


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