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Today, my five year old son decided to move all my stuffed animals I have around the house, into sex positions and massive orgies. What have I been teaching my son lately? FML

#15229654 (181)

I agree, your life sucks (10170) - you deserved it (31020)

On 03/07/2011 at 2:04pm - intimacy - by lolzboss - United States (Virginia)

Today, as I was driving home from work, a bird decided to commit suicide by flying in front of my car. The shock caused me to slam on the brakes, totaling three other cars in the process. FML

#15164938 (224)

I agree, your life sucks (20970) - you deserved it (8830)

On 03/01/2011 at 5:21pm - animals - by nothingisreal69 (woman) - Reserved

Today, while sitting on the couch, my boyfriend came over, pulled his penis out of his fly, and started stabbing me in the face with it while humming the Jaws theme. FML

#14990668 (318)

I agree, your life sucks (37530) - you deserved it (10101)

On 02/15/2011 at 2:28pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I woke up to find the entire driver's side of my car wrecked. Front door, back door, front and rear bumper smashed to shit. A drunk driver had hit it the previous night and ran. Don't worry though, he stopped and left his insurance information. He keyed it into the undamaged side of my car. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (41197) - you deserved it (1513)

On 08/28/2009 at 10:56am - misc - by wtfman101 (man) - United States (California)



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