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sfi20
  • Town/Country : Hogwarts, Scotland
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 17 December 1995 (18 years)
  • Number of visits : 97
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About sfi20 : I am obsessed with harry potter, hunger games, doctor who, the sisters grimm and supernatural. I don't like twilight, 1 direction or Justin beiber. Feel free to message me if you want to talk about any of the above or if you bored :) :D 8)

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Today, I was trying to be sexy in the bathtub for my boyfriend. I leaned back and caught my hair on fire with the candle. FML

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78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40068) - you deserved it (12710)

On 08/03/2013 at 4:40am - love - by Msmerfner - United States (California)

Today, I saw my former high school teacher at the mall. After a nice conversation, she mentioned that I "still dress like a slut." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (38063) - you deserved it (18705)

On 07/01/2013 at 1:49pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, my skydiving instructor casually remarked that he wouldn't mind "diving into" me sometime. He was strapped to my back the whole way down. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (34539) - you deserved it (3089)

On 12/31/2012 at 5:44pm - intimacy - by _The__Doctor_ (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, because my boyfriend drives a 2-seated sports car, I had to awkwardly sit on his brother's lap as we drove to the store. I soon felt a poking sensation through his pants, just a few minutes before we hit a bumpy road. FML

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111 comments

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On 12/22/2012 at 5:55pm - intimacy - by orgasmicriding (woman) - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. She's a sock puppet. FML

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272 comments

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On 02/01/2011 at 9:32pm - intimacy - by seepeezy32 -

Today, I went with my family to go see a notoriously creepy abandoned house. We noticed the people had left a lot of stuff behind so we loaded up the car with books, records, etc. As we were leaving, we saw the family who lived there drive up. I robbed a house with my grandma. FML

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On 08/30/2010 at 8:04pm - misc - by tikizombie (man) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I realized that I will never be able to buy the car I've wanted since middle school. The car? A greyish-silver Volvo, which is the make and color of car Kurt Cobain drove. The reason? I've been informed that it's also the make and color of the car that Edward Cullen drives in Twilight. FML

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On 01/10/2010 at 8:04pm - misc - by coinoperatedgirl (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I went to a restaurant for lunch. I began to eat when I noticed a blond hair in my food. When that happened, I went up to the counter and began complaining about their hygiene. When the manager insisted no one that works there had long blond hair, I realized that it was my hair. FML

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On 09/30/2009 at 5:22pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)



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