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About sfballer9 : kay the names sarah.
I love to play softball. Its life.
I love my friends.
And reading fml's are my way of passing the time.
My fav # is 9, (hint hint im the taller one on the right)
Im a go hard baller. Basketball and softball.
I love just about all types of music mostly hiphop/rap. and country.
I hate people who think there better than others. so yeah thats about all. If anyone botherd to read this?
So for all that stoped by...
Message me if you want.
But im always on my ipod. so you prob wont get a reply, (:
peace.

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Today, I had to explain to my husband that the 5-second rule doesn't apply if you drop the floss into the toilet. FML

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On 01/13/2013 at 10:36pm - misc - by PeeFlavouredFloss (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, my 17 year old boyfriend's mother bought him a giraffe onesie. He refused to take it off and insisted on wearing it everywhere we go. We live in Australia and it's our summer now. So far he has passed out 3 times in public because he over heated, but he still won't take it off. FML

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On 01/11/2013 at 6:36am - love - by GiraffeLover - Australia

Today, I went out for dinner with my long-term crush, who turned out to be a huge dog person. He asked me which dog breed I like the most. In an attempt to reply with both Labrador and Doberman, I accidentally said Dumbledore. FML

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On 01/10/2013 at 7:20am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Slovakia

Today, I tried to get my boyfriend to roll over while he was asleep. He snores loud enough to wake the neighbors and if he lays on his side he usually stops. Instead of rolling over, he stuck his leg in the air, farted twice, and laughed about it in his sleep. He's still snoring. FML

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