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Today, I walked in on my dad introducing his stuffed gorilla to his cat. FML

#19625273
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On 05/14/2012 at 11:52pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I realized that all the times I checked behind the shower curtain before peeing didn't prepare me for what to do if someone was actually there. FML

#19616275
215 comments

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On 05/13/2012 at 11:12am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I faced down the Godzilla of all spiders. I smashed the goddamned holy shit out of it. Trying to impress my cute new roommate, I scooped up the remains and showed him. It was his pet tarantula. FML

#19214836
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On 03/04/2012 at 3:46pm - misc - by Hannah (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me through a text message. In retaliation, I started typing a long list of everything I hate about her. Just as I pressed the send button, she text me again saying "Just joking. You know I'd never leave you. Love you babe :)" FML

#19211804
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On 03/04/2012 at 12:02am - love - by Autocorrected (man) - Philippines (Bulacan)

Today, I went to a Mexican restaurant with my family. I got stuck trying to decide whether I should get the fajitas or the tacos. I ended up getting the tacos because I didn't want the fajitas to come in sizzling, and I didn't want to "make a scene". My social anxiety has hit a new low. FML

#19211416
89 comments

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On 03/03/2012 at 10:09pm - misc - by mexicandelicacy (man) - United States (Missouri)

Today, my car got stolen. While I was standing ten feet away from it. FML

#18440924
116 comments

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On 12/05/2011 at 10:54pm - misc - by smileytheface - United States (Illinois)

Today, I chipped a tooth trying to solve a Rubik's Cube. FML

#18343530
156 comments

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On 11/25/2011 at 1:27am - health - by yollew - United States (Oregon)

Today, it's my first Halloween in America since moving from Russia. While handing candy to children, my roommate told me to compliment a little girl by saying "You have a face only a parent could love". I found out it isn't a compliment when I was punched by her Dad. FML

#18123413
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On 10/31/2011 at 8:18pm - kids - by VladyBoi (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I was caught whacking off by my mother. She now takes every free moment of her time to read extracts from the Bible to me. FML

#17362990
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On 08/04/2011 at 2:00am - intimacy - by laughingflame - United States (Illinois)

Today, my boss gave me a speech about my "motivation issues". I've been working for him for 2 months, the commissions I've made for him paid off his bills, so what are my motivation issues? I turned down his offer of a date. I have a boyfriend. He keeps asking. FML

#16827644
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On 06/24/2011 at 1:11am - work - by Leah (woman) - United States

Today, I ran out of breath while mowing the lawn. I was on a riding lawn mower. FML

#16650975
192 comments

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On 06/13/2011 at 9:08pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Colorado)

Today, I found out that the school principal takes all the money from the school fund raisers to buy herself donuts. I'd donated over $100. FML

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186 comments

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On 06/01/2011 at 5:20am - money - by Golden~ - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was riding my long board. A few feet from me an attractive girl was riding one too, in the same direction. We made eye contact right as I slammed into a light pole. She then fell because she was laughing so hard. FML

#16136002
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On 05/11/2011 at 10:01pm - love - by TheNerd (man) - United States (California)

Today, my friend came over with brownies as a treat before work. She works in a bakery so I thought it was lovely. After starting work, I became stoned. She thought it was a great prank. I was fired. FML

#15025975
113 comments

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On 02/18/2011 at 8:06am - work - by sickly -

Today, a telemarketer found me so weird that he hung up on me. FML

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101 comments

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On 11/16/2010 at 3:07am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)



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