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Today, the girl I've loved for years kissed me. Then she started crying and wiping her mouth, and had a panic attack. I had to help her through it, tell her that it was no big deal, and that it would never happen again. FML
by TheDenmarkian / 08/04/2015 at 5:40pm / United States (Ohio) / Love
by Anonymous / 10/04/2014 at 10:58am / United States (Massachusetts) / Health
by damn it rose / 05/31/2014 at 9:40am / United Kingdom (Derby) / Love
by sulitak / 07/02/2013 at 2:35am / United States (Illinois) / Work
Today, since I'm still recovering from my surgery and can't drive, my daughter drove me to the doctor. When I was done and walked outside, she was nowhere to be seen. Then I got a text: "Sorry, I forgot I have to be somewhere." The closest bus stop to our house is miles away. FML
by daughter / 08/05/2012 at 3:49am / United States (Hawaii) / Kids
Today, I walked into my upstairs bathroom to find my mom's new boyfriend eating soup, naked on the toilet. In shock, I stepped back and fell down a flight of stairs, backwards, and hit my head on wall, leaving a dent in it. FML
by Lilragu97 / 07/26/2012 at 1:14am / United States (New Hampshire) / Miscellaneous
Today, I left my wallet on top of my car when I filled up with gas. I drove away and didn't realize it until I got home. I went back and found it on the side of the road. Empty of my credit cards, pictures and checks. All that was left was my driver's license. FML
by fml_seriouslyfml / 06/06/2009 at 9:11pm / United States (Texas) / Transportation
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