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sezual
  • Town/Country : Australia
  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 355
  • Number of comments : 26
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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200 votes confirming that their life is crap. It’s what the website is all about.

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Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.

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Today, I got to explain to my co-worker again why I can't move my "vacation" so she can take hers when she wants. Apparently, in her mind, her seniority at the company trumps my due date. FML

Today, since I'm still recovering from my surgery and can't drive, my daughter drove me to the doctor. When I was done and walked outside, she was nowhere to be seen. Then I got a text: "Sorry, I forgot I have to be somewhere." The closest bus stop to our house is miles away. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22267) - you deserved it (1723)

On 08/05/2012 at 3:49am - kids - by daughter (woman) - United States (Hawaii)

Today, I walked into my upstairs bathroom to find my mom's new boyfriend eating soup, naked on the toilet. In shock, I stepped back and fell down a flight of stairs, backwards, and hit my head on wall, leaving a dent in it. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23070) - you deserved it (1792)

On 07/26/2012 at 1:14am - misc - by Lilragu97 - United States (New Hampshire)



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