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About sexyschei : well I am really chilled and laid back, I can be a total clutz, and random as hell like a stoner.
I agree, their lives suck
200 votes confirming that their life is crap. It’s what the website is all about.
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Today, I found out my girlfriend of 3 years has been cheating on me. When I explained the situation to the "other guy", he exclaimed that I was lying because I was jealous and trying to ruin his relationship. He punched me in the face. FML
Today, my husband called me to the bedroom to show me something. This "something" was him demonstrating his seemingly well-trained ability to accurately type out a sentence on my phone using nothing but his erect penis. FML