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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 14 November 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 683
  • Number of comments : 1
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 10 posted

About sexyschei : well I am really chilled and laid back, I can be a total clutz, and random as hell like a stoner.

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Today, I took a pregnancy test. When I saw that the result was positive, I started crying and showed my mom. She burst out laughing and told me that I had taken an ovulation test. FML

#20177960
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8483) - you deserved it (32498)

On 11/25/2012 at 10:08am - health - by I'm stupid - United States (Illinois)

Today, I found out my girlfriend of 3 years has been cheating on me. When I explained the situation to the "other guy", he exclaimed that I was lying because I was jealous and trying to ruin his relationship. He punched me in the face. FML

#20177730
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26842) - you deserved it (2534)

On 11/25/2012 at 3:09am - love - by king400 - United States (California)

Today, my husband called me to the bedroom to show me something. This "something" was him demonstrating his seemingly well-trained ability to accurately type out a sentence on my phone using nothing but his erect penis. FML

#18531722
290 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30368) - you deserved it (5365)

On 12/16/2011 at 10:46pm - intimacy - by anne (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, my dad took me to the 'Super Butcher'. It's basically a warehouse turned into a giant, walk-in meat freezer, complete with headless pig carcasses. I'm a vegetarian. FML

Today, my boyfriend sent me a text that said, "I can't be seen with you anymore. You're too fat." FML

#18508654
252 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33095) - you deserved it (11039)

On 12/14/2011 at 12:42am - misc - by anonymous - United States (Oregon)

Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend. I had been hiding the ring in the sock drawer. When I went to retrieve it, the ring was gone and in its place was a sticky note that said "NO." FML

#18508427
182 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51471) - you deserved it (3077)

On 12/14/2011 at 12:15am - love - by newlysingle (man) - United States

Today, I had to convince my girlfriend that, no matter how much she makes herself burp, she won't lose any weight. She still doesn't understand why. FML

#18503694
197 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27008) - you deserved it (3536)

On 12/13/2011 at 3:26pm - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today, it's my birthday. My boyfriend took me to dinner and near the end, he pulled out a long, rectangular box. Thinking it was a necklace, I got very excited. It was a wand. FML

#18501609
297 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25510) - you deserved it (15912)

On 12/13/2011 at 7:26am - love - by reallyman__639 - United States (District of Columbia)

Today, my dad walked in on me using the bathroom. After rushing out, he yelled at me through the door for not locking it. He made up the "no locking the doors inside the house" rule. FML

#18497934
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21736) - you deserved it (2690)

On 12/12/2011 at 9:04pm - misc - by unknown - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my boyfriend and I got into trouble with his mother for me still being at their house at 1:00 am. I'm 24, he's 22 and we really were studying. FML

#18492041
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29330) - you deserved it (4351)

On 12/12/2011 at 2:44am - love - by smurfisurfer1 - United States (Kansas)

Today, I sat on the kitchen counter in my boxers for ten minutes running my feet under hot water. Why? Because my dad thought it would be funny to superglue my feet together. FML

#18491637
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29395) - you deserved it (2726)

On 12/12/2011 at 1:38am - misc - by lucas - United States (Alaska)

Today, after 5 years of no intimate, sexual contact with a woman, I finally got my chance. Unfortunately, I also discovered that I have full-on erectile dysfunction. I'm 23 years old. FML

#18491546
194 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36506) - you deserved it (3548)

On 12/12/2011 at 1:23am - intimacy - by brokedick (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, my mother refused to agree with any of my logic because it's "not in the bible." She can't find any fault with it, just refuses to agree with it. FML

#18491366
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25264) - you deserved it (3500)

On 12/12/2011 at 1:00am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I walked into the Macy's bathroom to find Santa taking a dump with the door open. Merry Christmas. FML

#18490910
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25214) - you deserved it (2424)

On 12/12/2011 at 12:15am - misc - by tishihish - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, saying we're too different. His only example? He likes ham and I don't. FML

#18490588
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29811) - you deserved it (3956)

On 12/11/2011 at 11:46pm - love - by PunkChik27 - United States (Ohio)



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