About sexyschei : well I am really chilled and laid back, I can be a total clutz, and random as hell like a stoner.
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by I'm stupid / 11/25/2012 at 10:08am / United States (Illinois) / Health
Today, I found out my girlfriend of 3 years has been cheating on me. When I explained the situation to the "other guy", he exclaimed that I was lying because I was jealous and trying to ruin his relationship. He punched me in the face. FML
by king400 / 11/25/2012 at 3:09am / United States (California) / Love
Today, my husband called me to the bedroom to show me something. This "something" was him demonstrating his seemingly well-trained ability to accurately type out a sentence on my phone using nothing but his erect penis. FML
by anne / 12/16/2011 at 10:46pm / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
by frostedmist / 12/14/2011 at 3:49am / Australia (Queensland) / Animals
by anonymous / 12/14/2011 at 12:42am / United States (Oregon) / Miscellaneous
by newlysingle / 12/14/2011 at 12:15am / United States / Love
by Anonymous / 12/13/2011 at 3:26pm / United States / Love
by reallyman__639 / 12/13/2011 at 7:26am / United States (District of Columbia) / Love
by unknown / 12/12/2011 at 9:04pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous
by smurfisurfer1 / 12/12/2011 at 2:44am / United States (Kansas) / Love
by lucas / 12/12/2011 at 1:38am / United States (Alaska) / Miscellaneous
by brokedick / 12/12/2011 at 1:23am / United States (Florida) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 12/12/2011 at 1:00am / United States / Love
by tishihish / 12/12/2011 at 12:15am / United States / Miscellaneous
by PunkChik27 / 12/11/2011 at 11:46pm / United States (Ohio) / Love