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Today, I had sex with my girlfriend. Being the stud that I am, after a short time I turned to her and said "You think you're ready for a round two?" She replied "No, but I do think I'm ready for the rest of round one." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (18232) - you deserved it (84950)

On 03/04/2009 at 2:03am - intimacy - by saddude (man) - United States (District of Columbia)

Today, my wife told me that she wanted a divorce. It is also my 39th birthday today. For my birthday present, she gave me a subscription to match.com. FML

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On 03/04/2009 at 12:15am - love - by you would (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was at a party and we were all playing Seven Minutes in Heaven. It was my crush's turn to spin the bottle so my heart started pounding. The bottle pointed towards me! Then my crush said, "With her it'd be 'Seven Minutes in Hell'. Just skip me." FML

#198031
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On 03/03/2009 at 6:00pm - love - by ILTali (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, for my two-year anniversary I got my girlfriend a very expensive diamond necklace. She got me male enhancement pills. FML

#197066
112 comments

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On 03/03/2009 at 4:40pm - intimacy - by eaa145 (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I got a 31% on a Chinese test at school. I moved here to New Jersey from China two months ago. FML

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On 02/28/2009 at 3:57pm - misc - by Noname - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I was going to confess to my best friend that I am madly in love with her. I called her up only to find her crying. She was upset that she might be pregnant with some guy. FML

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On 11/25/2008 at 1:05pm - love - by Noname - Canada (Manitoba)



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