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About sexyboi1985 : I am from Sydney, Australia.
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Today, a customer came into McDonalds and placed his order. He insisted on putting each coin on the counter rather than handing them straight to me, because he doesn't like touching "poor people". FML


I agree, your life sucks (48180) - you deserved it (3813)

On 08/11/2014 at 3:54pm - work - by poorman (man) - United States (California)

Today, my coworkers and I were comparing the backgrounds we have on our phones. They pretty much sum up our love lives; everyone else's background is a photo of their boyfriend or girlfriend. Mine's a photo of a lifeless desert. FML


I agree, your life sucks (38586) - you deserved it (4689) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 08/11/2014 at 3:05pm - love - by Fennec (man) - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was prepping for an interview after several months of unemployment. I had just finished brushing my teeth when I reached back and grabbed a towel behind me to wipe my face. Turns out it wasn't a towel, it was my newly dry-cleaned suit jacket that my wife had put there for me. FML


I agree, your life sucks (35991) - you deserved it (9825)

On 07/22/2014 at 5:55pm - work - by Infadel - United States (California)

Today, I found out that my cat, that I've had for 3 years, is actually my neighbor's missing cat. FML


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On 07/17/2014 at 7:32pm - animals - by kittynapper - United States (Colorado)

Today, I taught my 23-year-old boyfriend how to correctly brush his teeth. FML


I agree, your life sucks (41850) - you deserved it (6411)

On 07/15/2014 at 5:24pm - health - by stinky breath - United States (California)

Today, I nearly had an anxiety attack trying to sneak up on my sister to silly-string her. FML


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On 07/10/2014 at 5:28pm - misc - by cassieono - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I had this really high fever and my sister decides I'm hot enough to fry an egg on. So I'm lying in bed now, still terribly feverish but smelling of the egg she cracked on my back. FML


I agree, your life sucks (39366) - you deserved it (3483)

On 07/07/2014 at 9:41pm - health - by egged - Singapore

Today, my teenage daughter faked a suicide because I bought her a Samsung instead of an iPhone for her birthday. FML


I agree, your life sucks (60037) - you deserved it (12806)

On 07/04/2014 at 8:15pm - kids - by iphonerevolution - South Africa

Today, my towel was stolen at the swimming pool. I quickly found the culprit, and to avoid a conflict, I just swiped it back when he wasn't looking. I felt pretty good about everything, until I got back home and realized it wasn't actually my towel after all. FML


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On 06/30/2014 at 12:19pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)

Today, I went to a seamstress to be fitted for my wedding dress and left with a pierced nipple. FML


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On 06/25/2014 at 12:29am - misc - by pierced. - United States (Nevada)

Today, I lost my dog while hiking. After searching the trails for an hour and a half, he was by the car. FML

Today, I looked at my bank balance. It read $1.23. That's higher than it usually is. FML


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On 06/23/2014 at 5:26pm - money - by amused (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was feeling frisky and asked my boyfriend if he wanted a blowjob. He said "Fuck no", then rolled over to go to sleep. FML


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On 06/20/2014 at 5:19pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, at my first day working at Walmart, a customer asked if we have any egg cookers. I said I wasn't sure, but that I'd be "eggstatic" to go ask for him. The first clue I got to suggest he hated puns was him yelling "Don't get smart with me, boy!" and then threatening to kill me. FML


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On 06/19/2014 at 4:10pm - work - by fuckmyjob (man) - United States (Louisiana)

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