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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 16 May 1995 (19 years)
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  • Number of visits : 907
  • Number of comments : 38
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, I received my first compliment in a really long time. It went, "Hey, you don't look like crap today." FML


I agree, your life sucks (23962) - you deserved it (3809)

On 09/02/2010 at 7:51pm - misc - by AmICrappyEveryOtherDay (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, my husband dropped me off at work. Ten minutes later I got a text saying "I just dropped the b*tch off I'll be there in a few baby, miss you". I asked him about it. He said, "I don't know what you're talking about, Megan". My name isn't Megan. Not even close. FML


I agree, your life sucks (1136429) - you deserved it (114920)

On 02/28/2009 at 6:10am - love - by thatsucks (woman) - United Kingdom (Nottinghamshire)

Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up?!" FML


I agree, your life sucks (228945) - you deserved it (80538)

On 02/16/2009 at 9:29pm - kids - by offbeans (man) - United States (California)

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