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sexy_cali_girl
  • Town/Country : United States
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Thursday 28 January 1993 (19 years)
  • Number of visits : 648
  • Number of comments : 18
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About sexy_cali_girl : my names jessica nd yes ima cali girl..im very athletic, i love play basketball and doing track, i also play a lil bit of volleyball..im not on here very often so if i done respond to your message rite away dnt b offended..im here to have fun and chat so hit me up :)

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Today, after finalizing my divorce, I decided to go out with a guy I had been ogling for months, after much anticipation and a few rounds of drinks at the bar, I was ready to roll. Much to my disappointment, his penis was so small the condom wouldn't stay on. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (14923) - you deserved it (4840)

On 03/01/2010 at 2:30am - intimacy - by Lovejunkie (woman) - United States (Oklahoma)



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