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  • Birth Date : Friday 29 January 1993 (21 years)
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  • Number of visits : 952
  • Number of comments : 18
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About sexy_cali_girl : my names jessica nd yes ima cali girl..im very athletic, i love play basketball and doing track, i also play a lil bit of volleyball..im not on here very often so if i done respond to your message rite away dnt b offended..im here to have fun and chat so hit me up :)

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Today, after finalizing my divorce, I decided to go out with a guy I had been ogling for months, after much anticipation and a few rounds of drinks at the bar, I was ready to roll. Much to my disappointment, his penis was so small the condom wouldn't stay on. FML

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