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sexual_girl

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  • Birth Date : Monday 10 October 1994 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 438
  • Number of comments : 75
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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sexual_girl's favorite FMLs

Today, my roommate told me that unscented deodorant prevents ingrown hairs on the bikini line. She shared this beauty tip with me when I caught her using my Lady Speed Stick on her snatch. FML

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185 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31018) - you deserved it (2583)

On 08/17/2011 at 5:14am - intimacy - by AllieOops (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my four year old told my mother-in-law that our house is haunted because she hears a ghost at night saying "oh" and daddy's name as if they're hurt. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28210) - you deserved it (16740)

On 08/06/2010 at 10:35pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Arkansas)



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