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  • Birth Date : Monday 10 October 1994 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 281
  • Number of comments : 75
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, my roommate told me that unscented deodorant prevents ingrown hairs on the bikini line. She shared this beauty tip with me when I caught her using my Lady Speed Stick on her snatch. FML


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Today, my four year old told my mother-in-law that our house is haunted because she hears a ghost at night saying "oh" and daddy's name as if they're hurt. FML


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