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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 10 June 1998 (16 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 958
  • Number of comments : 26
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 13 posted

About sex_and_drugs : Hey I'm pretty awkward and don't kno what to say in these things...

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2day Ihacked off with a condom on an left it in the living room waste basket so it looked looool like I finally had sex with someone . real FML

#19993573
170 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14409) - you deserved it (37938)

On 07/30/2012 at 11:36pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Illinois)

today I learned why one should never insert a tampon after squeezing lemons. fat FML

Today, was my daughter's birthday. I didn't know I had a daughter. FML

#19980298
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26170) - you deserved it (10881)

On 07/23/2012 at 8:52pm - kids - by nick (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was brushing mah teeth when I looked up. There was a huge scorpion dangling on the air vent above mah head. I was trapped in the bathroom fir over an hour trying to build the courage to run out. FML

#19908614
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20497) - you deserved it (5844)

On 07/08/2012 at 5:47am - animals - by scorpionsurviver - United States

Today, I woke up after a night of partying an heavy drinking. Apparently word travels quickly, because everyone now knows that I spent hours lying in an empty bathtub, rubbing shampoo over my body with the expectation that it'd increase my penis size. FML

#19726729
110 comments

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On 06/03/2012 at 1:43pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Spain (Castilla y Leon)

Today.. . I was given a lapdance by a pregnant stripper . FML

#19720443
220 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15018) - you deserved it (38411)

On 06/02/2012 at 11:16am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today , I Had To Collect Mah Daughter From The Hospital. Her Boyfriend Was Even More Upset Than She Was , Cuz His IPhone's Screen Was Damaged Beyond Repair When The Doctor Pulled It Out Of Mah Daughter's Vagina. FML

#19631928
478 comments

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On 05/16/2012 at 12:10pm - intimacy - by smart move there (woman) - Ireland (Kildare)

Today, I had to excuse myself from the classroom so I could have a quick wank. This was cuz I somehow got extremely horny during a lesson on frog reproduction. mega FML

#19598772
277 comments

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On 05/09/2012 at 6:19pm - intimacy - by polimeros (man) - Mexico (Queretaro de Arteaga)

TODAY, I CONFRONTD MAH GIRLFRIEND ABOUT CHEATING ON ME. HER RESPONSE WAS THAT IT'S NOT CHEATING SINCE SHE IS GETTING PAID. BIG FAT FML

#19583870
128 comments

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On 05/06/2012 at 8:13pm - intimacy - by madseason (man) - United States

TODAY, AN EXCHANGE STUDENT WAS TELLING US HOW HE ONCE USD A BLACK LIGHT TO DETECT SEMEN STAINS ON HIS ( ABSTINENT ) EX-GIRLFRIEND'S FACE. I CALLD HIM OUT ON THE OBVIOUS LIE, SAYING IT'S AN OLD URBAN LEGEND. HE WIGGD OUT, SCREAMD THAT I'M A ( BASTARDING SHITE-WANK ) AND RAN OUT OF CLASS. FML

#19573864
135 comments

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On 05/04/2012 at 5:53pm - intimacy - by Garry (man) - United States

Today, I was working at te local liquor store. An obviously drunk girl stumble in, grabs two cases of beer an puts tem on te counter. Ten se grabs a pregnancy test, pees on it rigt tere, sows me, an says, "I'm not pregnant, I want beer." FML

#19572319
131 comments

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On 05/04/2012 at 8:08am - work - by viviham - United States (Texas)

Today, after years of waiting, I finally got to meet the band whose music got me through one of the hardest times I have ever experienced. When I turned down the lead singer 4 sex, they told me to leave. FML

#19470804
324 comments

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On 04/15/2012 at 3:03am - intimacy - by bummed - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my parents invited my Muslim boyfriend over fir dinner fir the frst time. My mother made sure that everything including the salad had pork in it. FML

#19465353
26 comments

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On 04/14/2012 at 7:10am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Egypt (Al Qahirah)

Today... after several years of having her help me out by doing household chores... I bought mah fifteen-year-old daughter a new pair of jeans. Her reaction was to squeal... "Master has presented Dobby with clothes. Dobby is free!" FML

#19463606
585 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14189) - you deserved it (56167) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 04/13/2012 at 10:06pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - France

YESTERDAY, I DECIDD TO SHAVE MY BALLS. WHEN I WAS FINISHD, I VACUUMD UP THE MESS ON THE CARPET, AN THEN THE FRAGMENTS OF HAIR STILL ON MY BALLS. VERY BAD IDEA. FML

#19196549
225 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8467) - you deserved it (52937) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 03/01/2012 at 4:23pm - intimacy - by BadIdea - France



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