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Today, after getting into an argument with my dad, he told me that I would make a great ex wife one day. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23051) - you deserved it (5007)

On 01/19/2013 at 8:51am - love - by Claire - United States (Maryland)

Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, he reached out onto my dressing table to grab the lube. He missed, and found the hand sanitizer instead. I'm not sure who is in more pain. FML

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