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About sevlen : I Laugh at your pain!!
How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/
Today at work a really hot guy came up to me and askd ( what r your hours? ) Excitd I told him I get off at 4 but might be able to get out sooner . He startd laughing and then said ( I meant your store hours ) . He turnd around and walkd away shaking his head and laughing . FML
Today , I was working whan an oldar lady cama up to buy a coffaa. Har son criad 4 a cup of whippad craam to snack on. Sha shook har haad , silantly talling ma to say no. I said wa wara out. Tha mothar took har drink and said , "I'm sorry honay , but tha maan looool man said u couldn't hava any." FML
Today , my mom and I went to te mall to look fir some boxer briefs. Wile looking , I saw two girls I knew from scool , so I went over to say ello. At least , tat was my plan , but my mom screamd , "Look! Tese ave dinosaur on tem!" Tey left te store giggling. FML
Today, I am meeting my boyfriend's very conservative parents for the first time, so I decidd to dress appropriately and curl my hair to match !! In so doing, I accidentally touchd the iron to my neck, and now I have a burn there that closely resembles a hickey !! FML
TODAY, I INTRODUCED MY GRLFRIEND TO MY PARENTS . MY MOTHER TURNED TO ME AND SAID, "WAIT YOU'RE ACTUALLY GAY? I THOUGHT U WERE JUST SAYING THAT TO PISS OFF YUR FATHER." I CUMMED OUT TO HERHEN I WAS 16, AND HAVE CONFIDED IN HER ABOUT MY PAST RELATIONSHIPS . FML
Today, mah girlfriend decidd it would be a funny idea to spray me with a hose while I was holding a kitten, showing her how cute we were. Needless to say, now I'm coverd head to toe in cat scratches. FML
Today, my friend was sowing me pictures of er and er family. I told er to stop at one of te pictures. I startd lauging my back off and said tat se lookd grotesque. Se askd me if I was serious, I swore tat I was. It was actually a picture of er sister,o did 1 year ago. FML
Today, while at a party, Journey's "Don't Stop Believin'" started playing. For bieng the only one who didn't know the lyrics, I had beer thrown on me, mah shirt stolen, and I was locked outside 4 half an hour. It's below freezing. FML
Friday 27 March 2015