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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 4 February 1997 (17 years)
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  • Number of visits : 2534
  • Number of comments : 70
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About sevlen : I Laugh at your pain!!

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Today, at work a really hot guy came up to me and asked "what are your hours?" Excited, I told him I get off at 4 but might be able to get out sooner. He started laughing and then said "I meant your store hours". He turned around and walked away, shaking his head and laughing. FML

#8293432
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12661) - you deserved it (28466)

On 02/15/2010 at 9:29am - work - by Dumbdumb (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my girlfriend of 11 months told me that she's been faking her orgasms the whole time. Just to make me "proud" of myself. FML

#8074818
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16466) - you deserved it (4997)

On 02/10/2010 at 12:09am - intimacy - by evecamp - United States (California)

Today, I was working when an older lady came up to buy a coffee. Her son cried for a cup of whipped cream to snack on. She shook her head, silently telling me to say no. I said we were out. The mother took her drink and said, "I'm sorry honey, but the mean man said you couldn't have any." FML

#8069688
197 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29413) - you deserved it (3196)

On 02/09/2010 at 10:32pm - work - by nichaneely (man) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I found out the love of my life, my husband, is cheating on me. When I confronted him about it, his response was, "Don't blame me, you're the gullible bitch." FML

#7992828
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40218) - you deserved it (3495)

On 02/07/2010 at 11:03pm - love - by Hm (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my mom and I went to the mall to look for some boxer briefs. While looking, I saw two girls I knew from school, so I went over to say hello. At least, that was my plan, but my mom screamed, "Look! These have dinosaurs on them!" They left the store giggling. FML

#7939467
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25527) - you deserved it (4904)

On 02/06/2010 at 3:01pm - misc - by dinosaurboy (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, there was a new and extremely attractive girl at youth group, so I decided to introduce myself. Her reply was, "Wow, I've always wanted to meet a gay guy!" FML

#7937064
114 comments

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On 02/06/2010 at 1:39pm - love - by Richard - Sent from mobile version

Today, my little sister asked me what she would look like when she got older. I told her that she would probably look a lot like me. She started to cry. FML

#7927518
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30836) - you deserved it (3564)

On 02/06/2010 at 3:15am - kids - by Misty3242 (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I lied to the treadmill about my weight. FML

#7898560
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10299) - you deserved it (30168)

On 02/05/2010 at 2:33am - health - by Holly - United States

Today, I am meeting my boyfriend's very conservative parents for the first time, so I decided to dress appropriately and curl my hair to match. In so doing, I accidentally touched the iron to my neck, and now I have a burn there that closely resembles a hickey. FML

#7876510
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26484) - you deserved it (4271)

On 02/04/2010 at 1:28pm - love - by Minabee (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my parents. My mother turned to me and said, "Wait you're actually gay? I thought you were just saying that to piss off your father." I came out to her when I was 16, and have confided in her about my past relationships. FML

#7873288
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28726) - you deserved it (4206)

On 02/04/2010 at 9:52am - love - by EchoDearEcho (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, my girlfriend decided it would be a funny idea to spray me with a hose while I was holding a kitten, showing her how cute we were. Needless to say, now I'm covered head to toe in cat scratches. FML

#7870417
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22051) - you deserved it (3061)

On 02/04/2010 at 3:40am - health - by littlespoon (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I received a detention because I threw up on the school nurse who wasn't going to send me home. According to her, stomach ulcers are not a true health issue, so there's no reason to leave. FML

#7814499
229 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37960) - you deserved it (1898)

On 02/02/2010 at 1:38pm - misc - by mollymaykitty - Sent from mobile version

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Today, my friend was showing me pictures of her and her family. I told her to stop at one of the pictures. I started laughing my back off and said that she looked grotesque. She asked me if I was serious, I swore that I was. It was actually a picture of her sister, who died 1 year ago. FML

#7768128
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7471) - you deserved it (45476)

On 02/01/2010 at 12:45am - misc - by Sam (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, while at a party, Journey's "Don't Stop Believin'" started playing. For being the only one who didn't know the lyrics, I had beer thrown on me, my shirt stolen, and I was locked outside for half an hour. It's below freezing. FML

#7742822
271 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18762) - you deserved it (32913)

On 01/31/2010 at 12:07pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Essex)



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