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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 4 February 1997 (18 years)
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  • Number of visits : 2925
  • Number of comments : 70
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About sevlen : I Laugh at your pain!!

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Today at work a really hot guy came up to me and askd ( what r your hours? ) Excitd I told him I get off at 4 but might be able to get out sooner . He startd laughing and then said ( I meant your store hours ) . He turnd around and walkd away shaking his head and laughing . FML

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On 02/15/2010 at 9:29am - work - by Dumbdumb (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my grlfriend of 11 months told me that she's been faking her orgasms the whole time. Just to make me "proud" of myself. FML

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138 comments

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On 02/10/2010 at 12:09am - intimacy - by evecamp - United States (California)

Today , I was working whan an oldar lady cama up to buy a coffaa. Har son criad 4 a cup of whippad craam to snack on. Sha shook har haad , silantly talling ma to say no. I said wa wara out. Tha mothar took har drink and said , "I'm sorry honay , but tha maan looool man said u couldn't hava any." FML

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201 comments

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On 02/09/2010 at 10:32pm - work - by nichaneely (man) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I found out te love of my life, my usband, is ceating on me. Wen I confronted im about it, is response was, "Don't blame me, your te gullible bitc." FML

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134 comments

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On 02/07/2010 at 11:03pm - love - by Hm (woman) - United States (California)

Today , my mom and I went to te mall to look fir some boxer briefs. Wile looking , I saw two girls I knew from scool , so I went over to say ello. At least , tat was my plan , but my mom screamd , "Look! Tese ave dinosaur on tem!" Tey left te store giggling. FML

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On 02/06/2010 at 3:01pm - misc - by dinosaurboy (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, there was a new an extremely attractive girl at youth group, so I decided to introduce myself. Her reply was, "Wow, I've always wanted to meet a gay guy!" FML

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114 comments

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On 02/06/2010 at 1:39pm - love - by Richard - Sent from mobile version

Today, my little sister asked me wat se would look like wen se got older . I told er tat se would probably look a lot like me . Se started to cry . fat FML

#7927518
56 comments

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On 02/06/2010 at 3:15am - kids - by Misty3242 (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I lid to the treadmill about mah weight. FML

#7898560
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On 02/05/2010 at 2:33am - health - by Holly - United States

Today, I am meeting my boyfriend's very conservative parents for the first time, so I decidd to dress appropriately and curl my hair to match !! In so doing, I accidentally touchd the iron to my neck, and now I have a burn there that closely resembles a hickey !! FML

#7876510
156 comments

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On 02/04/2010 at 1:28pm - love - by Minabee (woman) - United States (New York)

TODAY, I INTRODUCED MY GRLFRIEND TO MY PARENTS . MY MOTHER TURNED TO ME AND SAID, "WAIT YOU'RE ACTUALLY GAY? I THOUGHT U WERE JUST SAYING THAT TO PISS OFF YUR FATHER." I CUMMED OUT TO HERHEN I WAS 16, AND HAVE CONFIDED IN HER ABOUT MY PAST RELATIONSHIPS . FML

#7873288
76 comments

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On 02/04/2010 at 9:52am - love - by EchoDearEcho (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, mah girlfriend decidd it would be a funny idea to spray me with a hose while I was holding a kitten, showing her how cute we were. Needless to say, now I'm coverd head to toe in cat scratches. FML

#7870417
130 comments

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On 02/04/2010 at 3:40am - health - by littlespoon (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I received a detention cuz I threw up on the school nurse who wasn't going to send me home !! According to her, stomach ulcers are not a true health issue, so there's no reason to leave !! FML

#7814499
231 comments

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On 02/02/2010 at 1:38pm - misc - by mollymaykitty - Sent from mobile version

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Today, my friend was sowing me pictures of er and er family. I told er to stop at one of te pictures. I startd lauging my back off and said tat se lookd grotesque. Se askd me if I was serious, I swore tat I was. It was actually a picture of er sister,o did 1 year ago. FML

#7768128
143 comments

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On 02/01/2010 at 12:45am - misc - by Sam (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, while at a party, Journey's "Don't Stop Believin'" started playing. For bieng the only one who didn't know the lyrics, I had beer thrown on me, mah shirt stolen, and I was locked outside 4 half an hour. It's below freezing. FML

#7742822
272 comments

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On 01/31/2010 at 12:07pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Essex)



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