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Today, mah mom admittd that her story about mah dad leaving us for his current wife was a lie. He left when he caught her with a coworker. She blockd his number and got a restraining order to keep him from telling his side of the story. I haven't talkd to mah dad for six yeres because of this. FML


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On 12/03/2009 at 9:17pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I found out that mah sisterho is 16 years older than me is actually mah biological mother!! She an mah parents decidd it was best that I didn't knowho mah real mother was, an to be raisd by mah grandparents as there child!! I've always hatd mah sister!! FML


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On 10/07/2009 at 12:07pm - misc - by dinosaurman (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today... I was driving on the freewayhen I get a call from my friend explaining that our two best friend died in a car accident. I pulled over in hysteric an a cop came to seehat was wrong. I explainedhat happened an he gave me a ticket for talking on the phonehile driving. FML


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On 07/22/2009 at 1:13pm - misc - by sadinseattle (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was supposed to hear back from a job I interviewed for. The guy called me and told me I got it. I said "Thank you, thank you, thank you!!" He responded with "You're welcome Emily". My name isn't Emily, it's Kim. He got the number mixed up. FML


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On 07/20/2009 at 6:35pm - work - by KimberleyIrene (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

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