Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?


Offline (the 09/13/2015 at 7:02am) | Search for a member



  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 778
  • Number of comments : 19
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About sevazilla :

sevazilla's page activity

Visits<b>Nolimits2218</b> - the 01/20/2016 at 8:07am<b>cutiegurl2</b> - the 01/18/2016 at 10:53pm<b>lexiale</b> - the 01/17/2016 at 8:58pm<b>fastman19</b> - the 01/03/2016 at 2:52pm<b>IamAngryCoffee</b> - the 01/02/2016 at 3:32am<b>bitchs_and_hoes</b> - the 12/31/2015 at 7:27pm<b>Rickrolled24</b> - the 11/25/2015 at 4:39pm<b>HarshD9619</b> - the 11/16/2015 at 9:51am<b>KushyMcHaze</b> - the 11/08/2015 at 11:02pm<b>TrackGirl19</b> - the 10/29/2015 at 11:23pm<b>joshszz</b> - the 10/22/2015 at 10:34am<b>orbit</b> - the 10/22/2015 at 12:14am<b>randy72501</b> - the 10/19/2015 at 4:15pm<b>Aukrenchi</b> - the 10/11/2015 at 11:49pm<b>dizzyguest</b> - the 09/29/2015 at 8:36pm<b>fmlanneke</b> - the 09/28/2015 at 3:09am<b>klsydggn</b> - the 09/27/2015 at 8:20am<b>WTFisTurbo</b> - the 09/09/2015 at 10:30pm

Fucked!<b>bitchs_and_hoes</b> - the 01/01/2016 at 1:27am<b>Rickrolled24</b> - the 11/25/2015 at 10:39pm<b>randy72501</b> - the 10/19/2015 at 10:15pm<b>klsydggn</b> - the 09/27/2015 at 2:20pm<b>acevango</b> - the 08/28/2015 at 6:47pm<b>JenZilla_626</b> - the 08/25/2015 at 6:22am<b>SquidgyOmAm</b> - the 07/20/2015 at 7:53pm<b>ENCOURAGER</b> - the 06/29/2015 at 8:06am<b>aishah77</b> - the 06/28/2015 at 7:19am<b>dannie_jones</b> - the 06/28/2015 at 2:30am<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 06/21/2015 at 7:55pm<b>AraSmith</b> - the 06/13/2015 at 3:18pm<b>ToxicPlant</b> - the 06/08/2015 at 1:07pm<b>Bazinga_1821</b> - the 06/04/2015 at 5:24am<b>jessieluvxo</b> - the 05/29/2015 at 1:51am<b>hekinokuroihi</b> - the 05/27/2015 at 5:34am<b>Allornone</b> - the 05/26/2015 at 5:03am<b>ashley_mm</b> - the 04/01/2015 at 11:13pm

sevazilla's FML badges

Supersize Menu

You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.

Santa Claus

You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!


You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.

See all of sevazilla's badges

sevazilla's favorite FMLs

Today, after moving to a new neighbourhood, I went to meet my new neighbour. When she opened the door, all she said was, "Oh not you again!", and shut the door in my face. I have no memory of her. FML

Today, at a house party, I finally got the guy I've been seeing alone in his room. We started making out, and I got on top of him to take control. He responded by saying he couldn't do it because he needed to go make pizza for his friends, and then bolted out of the room. FML


I agree, your life sucks (42171) - you deserved it (9559)

On 01/02/2013 at 2:02pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my wedding ring went missing. Later, my 3-year-old came to me crying, he'd got it stuck on his penis. When I tried to get it off, he peed on me. FML


I agree, your life sucks (37239) - you deserved it (3813)

On 10/09/2012 at 1:53am - kids - by anonymous - United States

Today, I went to an orchestra concert. Halfway through the performance I had to fart really bad, so I decided to try and sneak it in while the orchestra was playing a loud exciting part. Just as I let it rip, there was a dramatic pause in the music. Everyone heard. FML


I agree, your life sucks (15030) - you deserved it (27666)

On 07/10/2012 at 12:44am - misc - by Concert Flatulent - United States (Texas)

Today, I came out to my parents. They still think I'm joking. FML


I agree, your life sucks (30814) - you deserved it (5683)

On 04/15/2012 at 12:12am - misc - by Gayeveryday (man) - Canada (Nova Scotia)

Today, my younger brother decided it would be funny to put rubbing alcohol in my contact lens case while I had them soaking overnight. I didn't realize this until I put the first one in. FML


I agree, your life sucks (38817) - you deserved it (2340)

On 09/19/2011 at 1:03am - misc - by redeye (woman) - United States (Arkansas)

Today, I woke up to a mosquito feeding on my morning wood; probably the only thing that will ever suck my penis. FML


I agree, your life sucks (63742) - you deserved it (11070)

On 05/21/2011 at 5:07am - intimacy - by no one - United States (Alaska)

Today, it's been 5 years I've been working for a man that won't admit he has Tourette's. He sits at his desk, twitching his head and hissing like a snake. He's also randomly said things like 'nipples', 'Jessica Simpson', 'potato peeler', etc. I feel like it's become my job to warn new employees. FML


I agree, your life sucks (33312) - you deserved it (4580)

On 04/20/2011 at 11:25am - work - by ShakeRattleHiss (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I went to get an ultrasound of my reproductive system done because I was having some abdominal pain. Everything was fine until the tech suddenly gasped and said, "Oh my God! You have two uteruses! Want me to print off a picture so you can show them off to your friends?" FML


I agree, your life sucks (36907) - you deserved it (3438)

On 02/08/2011 at 6:29pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (South Carolina)

Today, I bought a new pack of "feminine wipes" on my way over to my boyfriend's house after a long day of work. He saw them in my purse and sweetly told me I shouldn't be so self conscious. Later on, when he was going down on me, he said, "I take back what I said earlier." FML


I agree, your life sucks (31561) - you deserved it (8753)

On 09/18/2010 at 8:15pm - intimacy - by anonymous (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, while the kid I was babysitting was in the bathroom, he called to me "I need some help in here." Worried I ran to the bathroom and asked him what was wrong. He needed me to wipe his butt. As if that weren't gross enough, just as my hand was under his butt, he pooped again and laughed. FML


I agree, your life sucks (63154) - you deserved it (6182)

On 05/30/2009 at 12:24am - kids - by sdasdflkjas (woman) - United States

Today, I was pulling out of my driveway, and was being aware of the flowers I had just planted. I moved my head to look out my window as not to hit them, not realizing my window was up. I then hit my head break my nose and drive over the flowers. FML


I agree, your life sucks (22665) - you deserved it (41912)

On 05/11/2009 at 3:46pm - misc - by samantha246 - United States (New York)

Today, I found an ad for my job at my company on an online job board. FML


I agree, your life sucks (28260) - you deserved it (2029)

On 01/29/2009 at 8:06am - work - by Noname - United States (District of Columbia)

FML's blog

  • Eni's illustrated FML
  • Greetings worshipers of lines and colours! This week, with the help of a talented young illustrator we’re checking kids out. No, not like that. Damn, that sounded bad. We’re taking a different look a…

Friday 12 February 2016

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: