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sevazilla
  • Town/Country : Miami, FL
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 103
  • Number of comments : 1
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About sevazilla : Meh, its complicated.

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Today, at a house party, I finally got the guy I've been seeing alone in his room. We started making out, and I got on top of him to take control. He responded by saying he couldn't do it because he needed to go make pizza for his friends, and then bolted out of the room. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (34905) - you deserved it (8465)

On 01/02/2013 at 2:02pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my younger brother decided it would be funny to put rubbing alcohol in my contact lens case while I had them soaking overnight. I didn't realize this until I put the first one in. FML

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On 09/19/2011 at 1:03am - misc - by redeye (woman) - United States (Arkansas)

Today, it's been 5 years I've been working for a man that won't admit he has Tourette's. He sits at his desk, twitching his head and hissing like a snake. He's also randomly said things like 'nipples', 'Jessica Simpson', 'potato peeler', etc. I feel like it's become my job to warn new employees. FML

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On 04/20/2011 at 11:25am - work - by ShakeRattleHiss (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I went to get an ultrasound of my reproductive system done because I was having some abdominal pain. Everything was fine until the tech suddenly gasped and said, "Oh my God! You have two uteruses! Want me to print off a picture so you can show them off to your friends?" FML

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On 02/08/2011 at 6:29pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (South Carolina)

Today, I was pulling out of my driveway, and was being aware of the flowers I had just planted. I moved my head to look out my window as not to hit them, not realizing my window was up. I then hit my head break my nose and drive over the flowers. FML

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On 05/11/2009 at 3:46pm - misc - by samantha246 - United States (New York)

Today, I found an ad for my job at my company on an online job board. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22125) - you deserved it (1472)

On 01/29/2009 at 8:06am - work - by Noname - United States (District of Columbia)



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