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sethmayer9

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  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 230
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About sethmayer9 : Love being Lazy and playing videogames and yet i play football, and love outdoors. If u want talk or something then kik me @sethmayer9. Thats all i got. You can stop reading this now. Seriously quit it.

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Today, I was playing monopoly with my boyfriend and a few friends. After I bankrupted my boyfriend, he turned to me and said, "I fucked your best friend last night, so who really won?" I turned to the best friend in question, she looked at the board and said, "I'd like to buy a house please." FML

#20967834
186 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59483) - you deserved it (4301)

On 11/23/2013 at 11:11am - misc - by I hate that game - United Kingdom (Wigan)

Today, a week after my dad discovered Family Guy and started mindlessly repeating catchphrases from it 24/7, I finally lost my temper and told him how incredibly annoying it is. He just paused, turned to look me in the eyes, and said, "Shut up, Meg." FML

#20870528
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51531) - you deserved it (18760)

On 09/06/2013 at 6:56pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, while sexting my girlfriend, I accidently sent a picture to her father instead of her. He sent back a link to a penis enlargement company's website. FML

#20705129
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30767) - you deserved it (65517)

On 06/04/2013 at 8:15am - misc - by tinypenis - United States (New York)

Today, my brother looked me dead in the eyes and said his life goal is to find a way to jizz on everyone in the world. I'm scared. FML

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108 comments

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On 06/03/2013 at 4:14pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Poland (Kujawsko-Pomorskie)

Today, I witnessed a large woman pee on a pregnancy test in the middle of a Walmart parking lot, clean herself off, then wander around with the test hanging out of her mouth, waiting for her result. Where in the name of Christ do these people come from? FML

#20701323
206 comments

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On 06/02/2013 at 2:10pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I decided to get back into shape. I went for a jog around my neighborhood. The ice cream truck followed me for my whole jog, mocking me. FML

#17703209
141 comments

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On 09/09/2011 at 9:36am - health - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

Today, I received a call from child care. Apparently, my four year-old boy tried to start a mosh pit during naptime. FML

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297 comments

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On 12/22/2010 at 6:43am - kids - by lerouxmaster -

Today, after nearly 2 years of continuous fighting in Afghanistan, my unit came home. We were booed at the airport. FML

#12810587
199 comments

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On 08/29/2010 at 8:39pm - misc - by soldierboy - United States

Today, I witnessed a series of nude old people cycling in the city. I was eating. FML

#12536404
138 comments

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On 08/15/2010 at 9:12am - misc - by anonymous - Netherlands (Gelderland)

Today, I walked in on my husband in our room completely naked. At first I thought he was waiting for me so we could have sex. He hadn't seen me yet, so I started to undress too to surprise him. Then I saw that he had drawn a face on his penis and he was talking to it. FML

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157 comments

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On 08/18/2009 at 1:37am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I got T-boned by a woman going 60 mph. I was unconscious for hours while a tube was inserted into my collapsed lung. Upon waking up my 16-year old brother thought it would be hilarious to yank out my leg hairs. FML

#1144667
128 comments

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On 04/20/2009 at 1:53am - health - by robinhoood (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was rubbing my dog's belly. He seemed to be enjoying it, his penis "came out". My boyfriend was walking by and said "at least you turn someone on." FML

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83 comments

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On 03/09/2009 at 1:04pm - misc - by Noname - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my boyfriend and I decided to try anal sex. When he was done, I turned around to see him holding a strap-on with a smile on his face and said 'Now, do me'. FML

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241 comments

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On 02/26/2009 at 12:57pm - intimacy - by Picaresque (woman) - United States (Missouri)



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