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seth7_

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  • Title : Mister
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  • Number of visits : 819
  • Number of comments : 22
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 9 posted

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Today, at mah job at a fast-food restaurant, I once again got calld into the men's bathroom to break up sex between two homeless people. real FML

#21145062
193 comments

yesterday I was watching last week's episode of The Walking Dead with mah grlfriend. When the gang leader explained the rules of the group to Daryl... I reached over... grabbed mah grlfriend's boobs an yelled... "Claimed!" She shot back... "Yeah... they are. But not by you." FML

#21099560
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41452) - you deserved it (17835)

On 03/29/2014 at 5:57pm - love - by the other guy? (man) - Australia (Western Australia)

TODAY, I TOLD MY BOYFRIEND THE DENTIST SAID MY BLOOD PRESSURE WAS HIGH. HE WAS MORE INTERESTED IN THE FACT THAT THE DENTIST TOOK MY BLOOD PRESSURE THAN MY BLOOD PRESSURE BEING HIGH. FML

#21095607
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32940) - you deserved it (9469)

On 03/24/2014 at 10:11pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Kansas)

Today after leaving my workplace I realized that I forgot some important work papers. When I went back to get them I was faced with the sight of my boss an a coworker getting it on against my desk. big fat FML

#21087500
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49024) - you deserved it (4528)

On 03/15/2014 at 6:05pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Colorado)

Today... mah boss - AKA Satan - told me I'd better watch out... because I'm now top on his list of people to lay off next time the company downsizes. All I did was give a report to the board admitting that our sales are down this year. He blames me for making him look bad. FML

#21086597
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36153) - you deserved it (3406)

On 03/14/2014 at 3:40pm - work - by fucked (man) - Canada

Today... at a staff meeting... our boss sighed an askedhy I'm always in the meetings instead of mah co-worker. I reminded him that it's because I'm the department supervisor... not mah co-worker. He wouldn't believe me until he saw it for himself in our personnel files. FML

#21084802
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38537) - you deserved it (3630)

On 03/12/2014 at 12:02pm - work - by KBBL (man) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I was waiting at the bus stop an noticd a girl that I playd netball with. I ran across the road to meet her an she ran across the car park to meet me. We huggd an lookd at each other slowly backing away as we both realisd that we didn't know each other. FML

#21083446
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46328) - you deserved it (6788)

On 03/10/2014 at 8:26pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom

Today, on Facabook, somaona wrota a status implying that sha was going to kill harsalf . I callad a mutual friand, asking to chack up on har . Tha naxt status tha girl puts up said, "Somaona thought I was going to commit suicida! Haha what a losar!" FML

#21071970
173 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50170) - you deserved it (4622)

On 02/26/2014 at 4:31am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Nevada)

Yesterday, my pregnant wife's parents called me at work, saying she'd been crying inconsolably an wouldn't say wat was wrong. After pleading with my boss, I rushed home. Turns out there was an "ugly" sofa in a TV ad an she felt it was "picking on ugly sofas". FML

#21070396
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45826) - you deserved it (4322)

On 02/24/2014 at 2:36pm - misc - by fuckmeitsgettingworse - United Kingdom (Derby)

Taday I was claaning tha bathroom at work!! An oldar gantlaman cummd in and naadd to usa it!! Ha said to ma "Oh no, PLEASE stay, just don't look." I don't gat paid anough fir this!! FML

#21065584
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37951) - you deserved it (3556)

On 02/19/2014 at 4:09pm - work - by sarad206 (woman) - United States

Taday I had satanic gastric distress. Attempting to make light of this fact and being incredibly bord an seemingly alone at work I managd to fart the intro to "Smoke on the Water" perfectly. Somebody clappd. FML

Today, while driving, I saw a dog run across the road. Feeling sorry for the pup on a cold, rainy night, I pulled my car over to pick it up. Once in, it started freaking out so I turned on the light. It was then that I realized I'd just put a wild coyote on my passenger seat. FML

Today, as a priest's helper in church, I was giving Communion. It took me three people to realize that every time I was giving them the Eucharist, I was saying, ( May the force be with you ). FML

#21041278
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41553) - you deserved it (12535)

On 01/26/2014 at 11:37pm - work - by sabz21 - United States (Connecticut)

today I ran into mah apartment and let one rip... since I'd been holding it the whole elevator ride up. My parents had let themselves in while I was out... and laughd at me 4 a good 20 minutes. 5ML

#21038740
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37424) - you deserved it (6118)

On 01/24/2014 at 8:34pm - misc - by DJ (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today... I was applying for jobs online when mah father calld. When I told him what I was doing... he said in all seriousness that I should just be a sugar baby. I said he must be joking... but he replid... "Honey... if I had your tits... I'd never work a day in mah life." 5ML

#21037822
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43175) - you deserved it (4728)

On 01/24/2014 at 12:15am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)



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