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sessaleigh00
  • Town/Country : Columbia, SC, USA
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Saturday 17 April 1993 (21 years)
  • Number of visits : 81
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Today, I asked my girlfriend when she would give me a blowjob. She replied, "you know that won't happen, I'm a vegetarian." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (60305) - you deserved it (27238)

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