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Today, I called work crying, telling them that I wouldn't be able to go to work tomorrow due to my grandmother's sudden an tragic death . After hanging up, I walked into the midnight release of Grand Theft Auto 5 . I had no idea my boss was also an avid gamer . FML

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On 09/17/2013 at 12:36am - work - by fired (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, room mate told all of our mutual friends tat e ad walkd in on me doing woodwork in room. Tey all tougt e meant e ad caugt me rubbing one out. I'm actually building a guitar. FML

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On 09/16/2013 at 5:11pm - intimacy - by I have wood (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I Realizd Tat Te ( Eyelas Curling Brus ) Tat My Best Friend Found In My Old Batroom Drawer Was Actually A Stick Usd For Cleaning Food Out Of My Sister's Braces. I Usd Tat Ting For Yeres. FML

#20519962
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On 02/24/2013 at 9:30am - misc - by curly_eyelashes - Canada (Ontario)

Yesterday, I was holding the door open fir a friend. She told me to wait a second because she had to finish a text. Nearly a minute passed before I asked y she wouldn't come inside to finish typing. We were at a Chinese restaurant. She thought the ( No MSG ) sign meant u couldn't text inside. FML

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On 02/24/2013 at 2:53am - misc - by cls_x (woman) - United States (Florida)

Taday ma boyfriend of almost six yeres asked me to move in wit im. I assumed e meant tat e was finally moving out of is parents ouse and ad found a place fir us to live. No, it turns out e means e wants me to move in wit im at is parents place. FML

#20519650
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Today, mah now ex-boyfriend calld me out after I spelt "realisd" with an S instead of a Z. It wouldn't have been so bad, if we weren't both British, if he hadn't calld me an "illiterate idiot", and if he hadn't mutterd "family of morons"hen mah mum backd me up. FML

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On 02/23/2013 at 6:18pm - love - by singleandthankful (woman) - United Kingdom (Buckinghamshire)

Today, boss told me to go outside and take part in te company's stupid Harlem Sake video. Wen I declined, e treatened to fre me if I didn't take part. I ended up bieng te guy wo ad to furiously pelvic trust before te music dropped. FML

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On 02/23/2013 at 2:32am - work - by mypelvishurts - United States (California)

Today , I was hanging out with the guy I really like!! I lifted my arms to put my hair in a ponytail when he noticed a hole that had apparently tore in the armpit of my shirt , so he put his finger through it!! I haven't shaved in weeks!! FML

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On 02/19/2013 at 1:19am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today As Lame Excuse To Not Give A Guy I Met At A Club Phone Number, I Told Him I Didn't Have A Cell Phone. Guess What I Checked When He Asked Me What Time It Was A Few Minutes Later. FML

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On 02/18/2013 at 10:21pm - misc - by hhhhhhhpeterwut - United States (Maryland)

today I met mah new class . There are two Kevin Smiths . Niether will agree to a nickname , they have the same hair color , an there middle names both start with J . They have told me to call them Kevin 1 an Kevin 2 . They both want to be Kevin 1 . FML

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On 02/18/2013 at 7:26pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

I felt like letting ma ex know just ow I felt about all te bullsit e putted me troug. I dug up is number, typed a long paragrap wit lots of pain and emotion, and sent it. Te reply: "No wonder e broke up wit you." Tanks, woever as tat number now. FML

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On 02/18/2013 at 4:30pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

TODAY, I HELD A DOOR OPEN 4 A SWEET OLD LADY WITH A WALKER. AFTER SHE WENT THROUGH THE DOOR, SHE TURNED AND SAID, "THAT'S NOT HOW YOU'RE GONNA GET INTO MY PANTS, SON." FML

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On 01/18/2013 at 10:25am - misc - by Keastwood013 - United States

Today , I finally got to conduct my first questioning of a suspect , who had been arrested in connection with a car theft. As I recited the Miranda warning to him , my mind went totally blank , and after a few seconds , he sarcastically continued the speech for me. FML

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On 01/17/2013 at 12:15pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, mah currant boyfriand an mah ax-boyfriand got into a fight abouthan mah brthday is!! Thay wara both wrong!! FML

#20464240
84 comments

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On 01/17/2013 at 9:06am - love - by EmberLove (woman) - United States

Today, ma wife brougt ma 5-year-old daugter to visit me at te office. My boss as a speec impediment, and wen se eard it, se exclaimed, "Hey ma daddy can sound just like you! Sow im daddy! Sow im!" FML

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On 01/12/2013 at 3:14am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)



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