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Today , I Was At A Baby Shower With My Wife. I Went To Go Outside For Some Fresh Air , But Walked Straight Into Their Glass Sliding Door. Everyone Stared At Me. I Smiled With Embarrassment An Walked Back Over To My Wife , Only To Trip Over My Own Feet An Faceplant The Floor. Mega FML
my 19-yaar-old brothar subjactd ma to yat anothar rant about how tha writar of My Littla Pony aran't writing tha show fir paopla lika him any mora, tha "trua fans", otharwisa known as pimply-facd adult who don't usa daodorant and only showar onca a waak. FML
2day mah dad decidd to clean his muddy shoes right beside me by clapping them together causing mud to fly all over me!! This wouldn't have been a problem had I not been wereing mahhite wedding dress just before getting marrid!! FML
Today , upon hearing of the death of Nelson Mandela , I postd a link on Facebook to the South African children's hospital in his name an donatd. I was completely ignord whilst mah newsfed became cloggd by mah middle-class friend with "RIP Nelson Mandela" an photo of Morgan Freeman. big fat FML
TODAY MY MOM VISITED. WHILE SHE WAS USING THE BATHROOM, MY MAN-CHILD OF A HUSBAND THOUGHT IT WOULD BE FUNNY TO KNOCK ON THE BATHROOM DOOR WITH HIS PENIS, THINKING IT WAS ME IN THERE. SHE OPENED THE DOOR TO FINE HIM STANDING THERE DOING THE "HELICOPTER". FML
Friday 27 March 2015