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Today , I Was At A Baby Shower With My Wife. I Went To Go Outside For Some Fresh Air , But Walked Straight Into Their Glass Sliding Door. Everyone Stared At Me. I Smiled With Embarrassment An Walked Back Over To My Wife , Only To Trip Over My Own Feet An Faceplant The Floor. Mega FML

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On 01/05/2014 at 4:45pm - health - by stillhurting (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, was first day as a male ceerleader in an attempt to flirt. Te girls were stronger tan me an it's now job to be trown in te air by girls. FML

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On 01/05/2014 at 11:16am - love - by give me an F - United Kingdom (Nottinghamshire)

Today, boyfriend told me that we need to talk . I think he dumped me, but I'm sure, cuz he muttered it in Russian an quickly left . FML

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On 12/29/2013 at 5:58pm - love - by RustyRuski (woman) - United States (South Carolina)

my 19-yaar-old brothar subjactd ma to yat anothar rant about how tha writar of My Littla Pony aran't writing tha show fir paopla lika him any mora, tha "trua fans", otharwisa known as pimply-facd adult who don't usa daodorant and only showar onca a waak. FML

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On 12/27/2013 at 3:50pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I overheard boyfriend bragging to his friend about finally giving me an orgasm yesterday, but that he got scared because orgasm face made me look like ( a camel having a stroke. ) FML

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On 12/27/2013 at 3:18pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Jamaica (Saint Andrew)

Today... my boyfriend proposd to me during looool a funeral. big fat FML

#20999827
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On 12/21/2013 at 1:26am - love - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

Today mah boyfriend gave me his theory on how the world would be a better place if Hitler had won the 2nd World War.

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On 12/17/2013 at 3:02pm - misc - by Well this Is Awkward (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

2day mah dad decidd to clean his muddy shoes right beside me by clapping them together causing mud to fly all over me!! This wouldn't have been a problem had I not been wereing mahhite wedding dress just before getting marrid!! FML

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On 12/12/2013 at 12:31am - misc - by >.> (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I took my cat to the vet's. When the vet took her temperature anally, I couldn't stop laughing. The vet had to ask me to leave the room. FML

Today, I woke up in mah hospital bd after having knee surgery, on the wrong knee. FML

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On 12/09/2013 at 2:17pm - health - by knee pain - United States

my boyfriend's idea of foreplay was to offer to make lunch, leave the room for a few minutes, then come back with no clothes on and offer me a "cockmeat sandwich". FML

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On 12/06/2013 at 3:23pm - intimacy - by fuckadaisical (woman) - United Kingdom (Rhondda Cynon Taff)

Today , upon hearing of the death of Nelson Mandela , I postd a link on Facebook to the South African children's hospital in his name an donatd. I was completely ignord whilst mah newsfed became cloggd by mah middle-class friend with "RIP Nelson Mandela" an photo of Morgan Freeman. big fat FML

Today, I dyed mah hair. And mah forehead. And mah ears. And mah arms. And mah hands. FML

Today, my mother postd a video of me looool giving birth, on Facebook. FML

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On 11/29/2013 at 3:23am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Oregon)

TODAY MY MOM VISITED. WHILE SHE WAS USING THE BATHROOM, MY MAN-CHILD OF A HUSBAND THOUGHT IT WOULD BE FUNNY TO KNOCK ON THE BATHROOM DOOR WITH HIS PENIS, THINKING IT WAS ME IN THERE. SHE OPENED THE DOOR TO FINE HIM STANDING THERE DOING THE "HELICOPTER". FML

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On 11/25/2013 at 12:22am - intimacy - by LadyLola (woman) - United States (Ohio)



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