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  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 1 March 1989 (25 years)
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  • Number of visits : 1972
  • Number of comments : 8
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About seriously17 : I'm a married college student. I love to read and watch youtube.

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Today, a friend of mine was talking about how he'd spent over 30 hours on Call of Duty. I piped up and said "Oh yeah! Well I've spent well over 300 hours on Morrowind! Beat that!" To which he replied, "I've had sex. Beat that!" I couldn't. FML

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246 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22050) - you deserved it (62349)

On 08/10/2009 at 6:22pm - intimacy - by Morrowindwhore (man) - United Kingdom (Southampton)

Today, I got an invitation to my ex-boyfriend's wedding. We broke up because "he didn't believe in marriage." FML

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254 comments

I agree, your life sucks (71901) - you deserved it (4222)

On 06/01/2009 at 3:08pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I got an invitation to my ex-boyfriend's wedding. We broke up because "he didn't believe in marriage." FML

#2501509
254 comments

I agree, your life sucks (71901) - you deserved it (4222)

On 06/01/2009 at 3:08pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, my girlfriend told me she was pregnant. We haven't had sex yet. FML

#2499488
245 comments

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On 06/01/2009 at 1:36pm - intimacy - by baron (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I was baking cookies. When I took the tray out of the oven I closed the door, but it bounced back open and hit me in the back of the knees. That caused me to sit down on the hot oven door. I was just wearing my short bathrobe and no underwear. I really burned my ass and um...stuff. FML

#168503
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (81428) - you deserved it (13974)

On 03/01/2009 at 3:45am - health - by Monty (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I found out I could not go to the Philippines because I have never had Chicken Pox. The school took the radical decision to prohibit students who have never had Chicken Pox to leave the college. I am condemned to stay in Hong Kong in some shitty project because I am a healthy young man. FML

#168373
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On 03/01/2009 at 3:14am - health - by Swaby (man) - Hong Kong

Today, I returned home from college and saw a framed picture of my parents and my younger sister on an elephant in an exotic jungle. I pointed to the picture and asked my mom, "Is this some photoshop job?" She responded, "No, we went to Thailand for a family trip, didn't we tell you?" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (68520) - you deserved it (3063)

On 02/20/2009 at 4:24am - misc - by OutoftheLoop (woman) - China (Beijing)

Today, I was eating at a restaurant with my boyfriend, he is 6'2 and i am 4'11. Out of nowhere, the hostess started openly flirting with him, and asked him if he needed a booster chair for his daughter. FML

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198 comments

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On 02/18/2009 at 5:57pm - misc - by not-so-young-shortie (woman) - United States (Indiana)



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